FCC

(n) 1. Federal Conformity Commission
2. Fucking Clear Channel
3. Fascist Communist Cunts

The FCC was created by the federal government to ensure the First Amendment doesn't apply to the airwaves.

by fduck April 02, 2004

Third Amendment

No soldier shall, in time of peace be quartered in any house, without the consent of the owner, nor in time of war, but in a manner to be prescribed by law.

The Third Amendment gets so lonely; no one seems to care as passionately about this one as the others.

by fduck January 08, 2004

didiot

Etymology: Used in Al Franken's "Rush Limbaugh Is A Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations"

(n) one who blindly and uncritically agrees with everything that comes out of Rush Limbaugh's mouth

See also dittohead

The most frustrating thing about debating a didiot is that the source they cite for all their information is Rush Limbaugh, a man not known for his integrity.

by fduck January 12, 2004

Clear Channel

(n) a wealthy right-wing religious conservative group that hopes to clear all channels of independent thought from the airwaves by purchasing every radio station in the country and silencing any opinions that conflict with their extreme Republican agenda

It's really interesting how Clear Channel all of a sudden considers Howard Stern to be obscene so soon after he starting spewing anti-Bush propaganda.

by fduck April 02, 2004

Gorge Bush

(n) an intentional misspelling of "George Bush" calling attention to the greed associated with his policies and supporters

Gorge Bush decided to stimulate the economy by giving his biggest campaign supporters yet another tax refund. They responded in kind by donating half of their refunds to his re-election campaign. It's a nice cycle, isn't it?

(FYI, I did have to spell to save my life once: a gun-wielding maniac threatened to blow my head off unless I correctly spelled "onomatopoeia".)

by fduck April 05, 2004

Urban Encyclopedia

(n) an highly subjective Urban Dictionary entry that rambles on and on for several pages like a State of the Union address instead of being a concise definition appropriate for this website

For a great example of Urban Encyclopedia, refer to Operation Iraqi Freedom.

by fduck January 12, 2004

suicider

(n) one that suicides, is currently in the process of suiciding, or has suicided in the past

"Freedom will prevail, so long as the United States and allies don't give the people of Iraq mixed signals, so long as we don't cower in the face of suiciders, or do what many Iraqis still suspect might happen, and that is cut and run early, like what happened in '91" - George W. Bush (quoted by Bill Sammon in The Washington Times 5/10/04)

by fduck May 10, 2004