fatbox's definitions

christmas gear

The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.

Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.

by Fatbox January 4, 2006

method

The name given to the technique by which a male tucks his erect penis into the waistline of his pants (or shorts) so as to not publicly show his erection.

If masturbating and the doorbell rings you must bust the METHOD so that whomever is at the door does not see your erection.

by FatBox August 26, 2006

breakfast in head

A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.

"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story

by Fatbox October 1, 2006