Definitions by fatass

lotion 

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.

As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .

lotion by Fatass February 13, 2003

coo 

a stupid way of saying "cool," often said by those who, ironically, want to be "coo". . .DAMMIT!!. . .

"What do you think about that new song?"
"It's coo. . .er. . .groovy. . .um. . .sweet!"

coo by Fatass February 13, 2003

red neck 

1.White people who come from the deep south or just about any rural area. 2.Usually turned on by their kin and have low standards of living.

1.see Jeff Foxworthy routines.
2."Shake it, sis!"

red neck by Fatass February 13, 2003

herpes 

the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.

"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."

herpes by Fatass February 13, 2003

nuke 

1.to cook in the microwave (which is a great way to dry the dog, try it!)
2.a nuclear explosive
A.a means of keeping the japanese in line
B.a way to turn the Middle East into a giant glass parking lot.

"Im gonna nuke this hot pocket."
"We're gonna nuke yo' asses back to the stone age."- President George W. Bush (shrub)

nuke by Fatass February 13, 2003

hella 

originally another form of hell, but also means very. It makes any adjective very powerful.

"That was hella cool."

hella by Fatass February 13, 2003

carpet 

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

carpet by Fatass February 13, 2003