mature

1.Content that is to be kept away from anyone under 18 at all costs.
2.In porn, pictures of nasty old ladies naked.
1.Rated M for mature because someone says "shit" and a person gets punched in front of a stripper bar in the background.
2.Tight young INTELLIGENT virgin pussies at matureladies.com. . .sucker!
by Fatass February 13, 2003
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censorship

a means of sheltering minors from the world or any matierial that may not be politically correct.
"Yeah, that game's okay because you slaughter millions of innocent people in various bloody ways, but oh! GOD! don't look at that one, it has boobs in it."-Sony Computer Entertainment of America
by Fatass February 14, 2003
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1.The universal comeback*.
2.The comeback to end all comebacks*.
3.The most overly used comeback ever.

*in theory
"Well. . .Your an asshole. . .asshole."
"Well, Your mom was really good last night."
"Dammit"
by Fatass February 14, 2003
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OMG

More goddamned instant messenger lingo used by bubbly/retarded pre-teen and teenage girls (and flamers) who cannot type. This is also sometimes spoken verbally by those that don't have full command of the english language.
A blonde talking to girl on instant messanger-
"OMG! You, like, kissed, like, a boy? Like, that is, like, so, like, gay."
by Fatass February 25, 2003
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lotion

a cheap, inexpensive lubricant used for jacking off.
As he popped the porn movie in the dvd player, he reached for the hand lotion. . .
by Fatass February 14, 2003
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holy shit

1.God's poop
2.An expression yelled at something bad and/or surprising
1.If God ever took a dump, I guess it would be holy
2."Holy shit! Those drugs came out of nowhere, officer. You know more about them than me."
by Fatass February 18, 2003
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magaritaville

1.a place to waste away
2.a place to forget your trouble
3.a place with many margaritas
. . .Lookin for my lost shaker and salt. . .

by Fatass February 21, 2003
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