fatass's definitions

herpes

the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.

"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."

by Fatass February 13, 2003

jackass

1.one who uses stupid-ass stunts to get attention
2.funny as hell, especially when they get hurt.

Hmmm...I think sticking his dick in the pencil shapener was a cry for help...but I was too busy laughing my ass off to care.

by Fatass August 25, 2006

fucktits

Disregard this one too. . .Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

Leave my name be, you Fatass-imposter.

by Fatass February 24, 2003

coo

a stupid way of saying "cool," often said by those who, ironically, want to be "coo". . .DAMMIT!!. . .

"What do you think about that new song?"
"It's coo. . .er. . .groovy. . .um. . .sweet!"

by Fatass February 13, 2003

Splode

A bastardization of ka-splode, which is a bastardization of explode.

As the rocket smashed into "Splode's" computer, it sploded.

by Fatass February 18, 2003

j/k

a short hand version for "just kidding" used by those who can't type well. It is often verbally spoken by people who think that it's cool to sound like a moron.

Well, I did yr mom last night. J/k, lol. Ow, all this high-level thinking's makin' my brain hurt. Gtg, see ya l8r.

by Fatass February 12, 2003

mature

1.Content that is to be kept away from anyone under 18 at all costs.
2.In porn, pictures of nasty old ladies naked.

1.Rated M for mature because someone says "shit" and a person gets punched in front of a stripper bar in the background.
2.Tight young INTELLIGENT virgin pussies at matureladies.com. . .sucker!

by Fatass February 12, 2003