52 definitions by fatass

carpet

the thick, knotted mass of pubic hair just north of the vagina.

"I unbuttoned her pants and tried to run my hand down her panties, but it got caught in her carpet."

by fatass February 14, 2003

herpes

the virus that causes that itchy feeling after you screw the class slut.

"What the-. . . Herpes?!. . .must have gotten 'em from whats-her-face."

by fatass February 14, 2003

rap

1.A weak attempt at music...or poetry...or something...Anyway, it consists of some guy bitchin and moaning about life while another guy makes a 1st grade level beat in the background
2.Absolute proof of the degeneration of our culture.

"Wow, is this depressing poetry or what?"
"No, it sucks too much. It some of that rap shit."

by fatass February 14, 2003

techno

a type of synthesized music often used for dancing.

Well, its not really my style, but one time I heard this techno song once and it was like...
do do do do do do do
And then it was like. . .
dollllli do dollllli do. . .

by fatass February 14, 2003

g status

the quality of being G or gangsta. Something has g status when it is gangsta, ghetto, or otherwise cool. G status can also be used as an exclamation when a person has done something totally gangsta.

Those new speakers are totally G status


that busta tried to shortchange me so I knocked his punk-ass out!
G Status!

by fatass December 23, 2004

partition

A space of the hard drive allocated for the operating system.

Dude i just partitioned my drive as an NTFS, WOOT!

by fatass June 5, 2004

It was a good day

A term used when something very good happens to someone, and there was nothing really bad to counteract the good.

"It was a good day. . .I Britney Spears agreed to be my sex slave."

by fatass February 18, 2003