movers disease

When your chest hangs over your drawers
That plumber has serious "movers disease"
by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002
mugGet the movers diseasemug.

pokin

A teaser turd; shit that is not quite ready to come out
"I got a turtlehead pokin out me ass"
by Fat Bastard March 26, 2003
mugGet the pokinmug.

west ham

The worst run club you will ever find, thanks to Terry Brown. But have the finest band of supporters in the world.
Chim chimeny, chim chimeny, chim chim charoo, we are those bastards in Claret and Blue
by Fat Bastard July 20, 2004
mugGet the west hammug.

Zelenko

Zelnko is the best game ever. For now, there are Zelenko I. and Zelenko II, but we are all expecting the third chapter.
A simple translation is THE GREEN MAN.

You can get it at users.volja.net/fatbastard
I got Zelenko I.
I never played Zelenko II.
I expect Zelenko III.
by Fat bastard April 11, 2005
mugGet the Zelenkomug.

sput

An expression of surprise ,dismay, or pleasure.
Oh sput, he just got housed!
by Fat Bastard March 11, 2004
mugGet the sputmug.

turtle head

what would be call the "head" of the terd poking out just to annoy you until you make it to the bathroom
I had a mean turtle head today since I didn't want to shit in the bathrooms at work.
by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002
mugGet the turtle headmug.

phew

the phrase commonly used after taking a massive dump
"grrrr" "mmmmmm" "hoooo" ~barooomph~ "phew"
by Fat Bastard August 07, 2002
mugGet the phewmug.