fat bastard's definitions

shizzing

The combination of shitting and pissing out of your anus. Often occurs after mexican food and/or a night of heavy drinking

I ate so many damn tacos and drank so much corona last night, that everybody in the office today heard me shizzing on the toilet

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

crotch fat

The lower part of an obese persons midsection. Often the cause of movers disease and dickydo

Christ when he sat down his crotch fat looked like an oversized pillow

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

fromundacheese

the sweaty chunks gathered from wiping your hand from your asshole foward, especially after jogging for an hour

I had some mean fromundacheese when i was done playing basketball

by Fat Bastard August 7, 2002

defalco

fat bastard who think tech is a real course and gives out B+ and A- for having one dimension wrong

That Defalco is one fat piece of shit.

by fat bastard March 31, 2005

sput

An expression of surprise ,dismay, or pleasure.

Oh sput, he just got housed!

by Fat Bastard March 11, 2004

maury

a show closely related to jerry springer except without the fat whores beating ppl down and he actually tries to help the people.

Maury is my new favorite show.

by fat bastard June 17, 2005

corn

Something I shitted the other day that I never ate.

::Looks in toilet::
What!?... I never ate any corn!

by fat bastard February 20, 2005