zero-to-three

Masturbation. Called zero-to-three because that's how many times you do it per day.

Alright guys, I'm going home to zero-to-three.

by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004

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fedonk

The act of slapping someone with a penis or a dildo, especially when the slap leaves a cock-shaped red mark on the victim's face.

Nobody touches me in the shower anymore because they know it will get them fedonked.

by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004

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The act of violently slapping someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

I like girls with large breasts, unless I'm getting bagfogged by them.

by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004

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A silly boy who is capable of very foolish behavior; a lord of all douchebags; good at spelling

Wow, my history teacher is such a sohum. He failed me because i didn't spell Napoleon right.

by fancy pants October 28, 2012

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Dude did you hear Jimmy’s chick broke in on him mid shit for a dumpkin???

by Fancy pants March 06, 2022

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To sodomize someone with the specific intent of traumatizing them.

Did you see the way that guy looked at me? I think I'll have to traudomize him later.

by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004

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To violently slap someone across the face with at least one of your breasts.

When I was a baby, my mother would bagfog me when she was upset.

by Fancy Pants September 04, 2004

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