The all-seeing, all-knowing, bottomlessly deep Facebook Friend. The iProphet is rarely speaking in plain english, and every word is said to provide insight, enlightenment, and is a catalyst for deep thought. Is aged anywhere between 15 and 23, trying to lecture grown, middle aged adults, on life from his mothers computer.
facebook_user: "Yo what up bro?"
iProphet: "Life is as hard as a diamond. But you always find its worth in the rough."
facebook_user: "Riiight. You should've hit the bar last night! There was a buy one, get one free special on domestics."
iProphet: "Nothing in this world is free, not even you and I."
facebook_user: "Okay man well uh thanks for the advice..."
iProphet: "Life is as hard as a diamond. But you always find its worth in the rough."
facebook_user: "Riiight. You should've hit the bar last night! There was a buy one, get one free special on domestics."
iProphet: "Nothing in this world is free, not even you and I."
facebook_user: "Okay man well uh thanks for the advice..."
by facebook_user September 05, 2011
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