fongrongedong

Fred in pig chinese (like pig latin)

vowels are said as they should be, consonants have "ong" added to the end. Then, speak!

works best with words that don't start with a vowel or have two vowels together
Holy Shit -

Hong o long yong song hong i tong!

Bitch

Bong i tong cong hong
by Fred October 25, 2004
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adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.
i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple
by fred December 03, 2003
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Barney

That barney can't keep his bike on the trail.
by Fred July 24, 2003
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pleb

1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up

also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb
"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina

"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"
by fred December 03, 2003
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mockanockin

when two people engage in wild monkey sex. loud noises are very common. orgasm is a side effect of the strenuous activity.
"if we're mockanockin don't come a knockin"
by fred March 16, 2005
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capri

n: American, based off of 'hot sex'
name used to describe any girl who you would want to have sex with.
Man, she's a real Capri
by Fred September 02, 2004
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yuengling

A tasty beer only found near Philadelphia, is america's oldest brewery. Often ordered by just asking for a "lager"
Yo get me another Lager
by Fred January 04, 2005
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