pla kow

A mans mourning erection which ables him to then launch food items "cashews (since it forms to the tip)" into there mouth by bending it down and then letting it launch...
"In the mourning i had an enormous PLA KOW... when then i was able to use it to launch food into my mouth".."hell yeah"
by fred April 27, 2004
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NeMinon

a word used to describe someone following the NeM Town religion
"yo man...i heard your a NeMinon"
by fred October 21, 2003
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Gnosis

The text hidden from the public view by the Cathlic church demed as hersey. These texts counterdicted the way the church was run. Many who still preached these teachings were burned by the church.
The Cathlic church says God is in the church, the Gnosis text say he is all around us no matter where you look.
by Fred October 20, 2004
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slampiece

A fairly attractive female "piece" that you can "slam" in any particular way you'd like to. Commonly referred to as SLUT.
"Shes a slampiece bro! Last night I was skull fucking her and then I blew my load in her fucken eye."
by Fred November 14, 2003
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american dream

Something republicunts (repubs like bush) are destroying right now.
by Fred July 02, 2004
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dazmanultra

An "Ultra" version of standard. Dazman. Superior, more attractive, more intelligent than "dazman", only one "dazmanultra" is known to exist in the wild.
James Bond lost his job to a dazmanultra.
by Fred October 31, 2003
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turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.
Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss
by Fred January 02, 2005
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