fREd's definitions

pwnz0red

To be pwned; to have pwnage placed upon you.

I pwnz0red j00 today!!!

by Fred March 25, 2003

blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap

Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.

by Fred July 22, 2003

Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.

by Fred November 7, 2003

friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!

"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.

by Fred March 31, 2004

Dronka

Dronka or Dronking, is a similar action to that of teabagging. The main, inserts his testacles in his partners mouth, however the difference is that rather than masturbating as accustomed to Teabagging, he will slap his penis on his partners forehead and excrete waste onto his partners chest.

I dronked my girlfriend last night, the shit went everywhere.

by Fred January 20, 2005

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

pleb

1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up

also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb

"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina

"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"

by fred December 3, 2003