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Dronka

Dronka or Dronking, is a similar action to that of teabagging. The main, inserts his testacles in his partners mouth, however the difference is that rather than masturbating as accustomed to Teabagging, he will slap his penis on his partners forehead and excrete waste onto his partners chest.
I dronked my girlfriend last night, the shit went everywhere.
by Fred January 20, 2005
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pwnz0red

To be pwned; to have pwnage placed upon you.
I pwnz0red j00 today!!!
by Fred March 25, 2003
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fuckernot

Ugly chick. Fat chick. Any chick that you wouldn't admit fucking.
Ooh, fuckernot alert.
by Fred December 14, 2004
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Internet Addict

Someone who would go on a date and only talk to their date on a pda with wireless internet using a IM service.
by Fred November 7, 2003
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jelly-donut

When a guy jizzes on a woman's face and punches her in the nose. Then she smears the blood and cum with her hand...yummy
by Fred May 13, 2004
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blunkins

When you get a blow job on the toilet while taking a crap
Last night when I was pinching a loaf, I got Blunkins from Jenny.
by Fred July 22, 2003
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friendster

So my friends and I were talking this over and we've basically come to five conclusions. 1. Friendster is a great way to meet new people. 2. If someone on Friendster wants to meet up with you in person, they're probably a creepy loner that you want nothing to do in the first place. 3. We don't want to contact other people on the basis that they'd think we're creepy loners. 4. We have no idea why we're really on Friendster. 5. My Friendster name is Fred. Maybe we can hang out!
"Friendster" was a fun waste of time for about three weeks.
by Fred March 31, 2004
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