fREd's definitions

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

turtlebird

When you are extremly fat and your stomach fat covers the area around your dick and it appears that you dont have one.

Ryan had to pull back his turtlebird back to take a piss

by Fred January 1, 2005

Philly cheese-steak

The Only Place to get a cheesesteak worthy of the name is in philadelphia, The best are Geno's and Pat's wich are located in south Philly, a cheesesteak is a Amoroso hoagie roll with chip steak and either provolone, american, or cheese wiz, some people like fried onions or peppers but they are not included in a true cheesesteak. NOTE: the term "philly cheesesteak" usally means the cheesesteak is not a true cheesesteak, also cheesesteak has no hyphen between cheese and steak

ya'll honky muthafuckas dont know shit about cheesesteaks

by Fred January 4, 2005

philly jawn

anything from the great city of philadelphia or a philly blunt

you wanna go to that philly jawn


pass me that philly jawn

by Fred January 4, 2005

yuengling

A tasty beer only found near Philadelphia, is america's oldest brewery. Often ordered by just asking for a "lager"

Yo get me another Lager

by Fred January 4, 2005

Cheese Lord

The person that loves cheese so much that he is made of cheese and he hates whores.

I'm the Cheese Lord hear me crap my self!!

by Fred January 7, 2005

frankie says relax

Frankie also says, ''Go fuck yourself.''

Frankie:''Go fuck yourself.''

by Fred January 13, 2005