fREd's definitions

bun in the oven

state of being pregnant

I'd like to fuck that girl with a bun in the oven.

by Fred October 11, 2003

adams apple

when people sleep with their mouths open they are in danger of racoons and other small woodland animals from scurrying down into the windpipe. the creature may become dislodged by tempting them with nuts and/or other savoury snacks.

i knew i should have wore my mouth net last, my pet dog just gave me an adams apple

by fred December 3, 2003

Johnson County

The JC. It's the Orange County of middle America. Go ahead, drive through; you won't even believe you're in Kansas anymore.

Me: "W-where are we? Where are all the trailer parks, where are all the rusty old trucks? Where are all the cow boys? Is this still Kansas?"
Brent: "This is the J.C., everyone here has a net worth of at least one million dollars."

by FRED December 30, 2004

hitting it before the hair does

fucking someone before they get pubic hair

he's trying to hit it before the hair does

by fred March 15, 2004

ricci

she is amaziningly buff! n has da most amazin ass!
a well gd m8 2!

check out dat girl, its ricci!

by fred March 10, 2005

meat & two veg

a tastey english meal

meat and veg

by fred November 25, 2003

zahzah

a black guy who cant stop living in the past. he hates all white people because his parents told him to. he thinks he is the shit because he is the only black guy at school.easy to piss off.

you fucken zahzah. i'll kill you.

by fred November 10, 2004