fREd's definitions

Mampi

A person who is over weight.

Why did you sprat what big old mampi butters?!

by fREd April 29, 2004

Nazi pig fucker

someone who is racist and fucks sheeps

That man is a nazi pig fucker

by fred August 25, 2003

phased

When one recieves a verbal attack and gets dissed leaving the victim and the people around gasping in surprise

Guy 1: "You're Gay"
Guy 2: "Your Mom."
Guy 1 and people around: (gasp!)
Guy 3: "Oh shit he got phased!"

by Fred April 4, 2005

withnail

He's a very natural person--wears comfortable clothes, is a vegetarian, has liberal political views, very environmentally aware, etc... He's lovely, really caring and he knows how to treat a woman.. not sexily, but make them feel safe. His blonde hair is quite thin, and he wears glasses to read which make him look very academic and quite germanic. he wears a fruity cheap smelling aftershave, although i dont think he needs to shave very often - it's quite like bumfluff.

Oh look, it's Withnail!

by fred September 6, 2003

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003

slapdick

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by Fred July 23, 2004

fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)

brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged

by fred December 3, 2003