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Chandler's Knob

A term, derived from Olde English, used to describe something that you should never see, or something that you have seen and wish you hadn't.

The origin of the term dates back to the mid-seventeenth century, where candlemakers in England would often check the temperature of molten wax using their tallywhacker.
Oh my God - some of the pictures on his mobile phone are definitely Chandler's Knob material!
Chandler's Knob by Ivor Scenit August 10, 2006
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Chandler Shot 

When during sex, you ejaculate into a red Solo cup and drink your own goo with Coca-Cola.
Christian Weston Chandler showed society how efficient it is to dispose of your semen with Chandler Shots.

Chandler Smith 

A former chunky man who has now turned to thiccness.
You are chunky. You must be a Chandler Smithington

Chandler Stephens 

Someone who cares for others more then anything in the world. The most pure and lovable person. The I love you ❤️❤️❤️ At the end of a message. Just perfect
Did you see chandler Stephens today? She is so nice I hope I get to see her.

Chandler simmons 

Has a fat badonkadonk everyone’s wants to touch with big bubble fish lips
Hey jaycie want to smack chandler Simmons big dumptruck
Chandler simmons by Neiskke March 8, 2021

Chandler Bing syndrome 

Based on the character of Chandler Bing from the sitcom FRIENDS, Chandler Bing syndrome is when someone can never answer a question seriously and always answers with a joke or sarcastic remark. They are also terrified of commitment in relationships and usually have a form of social anxiety with uses humour as a defence mechanism.
Hey, I think I might have Chandler Bing syndrome since I’m terrified of commitment and always use humour as a defence mechanism.

Chandler Bing Syndrome 

Someone who finds themselves hilarious when most of the time they're not.
Someone who finds themselves hilarious when most of the time they're not. Chandler Bing Syndrome.
Chandler Bing Syndrome by kls22 September 17, 2013
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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