evil tim's definitions

mad cow disease

Also known as Bovine Spongiform Encephalitis (BSE). It affects the brains of cows, and somtimes sheep too.

I wish curry would get mauled by a cow with mad cow disease

by Evil Tim September 20, 2003

having a baby

pushing out a big turd

oh, no i'm a having a baby because i don't eat fiber

by Evil Tim September 15, 2003

Guile

What the above person said...plus he does Sonic Boom and Flash Kick

Sonic Boom!

by Evil Tim September 27, 2003

Meyort

Melt, as stated with a ridiculously OTT Chinese accent in C&C Generals Zero Hour.

'Meyort! Everything must MEYORT!' -Shi Tao

by Evil Tim June 12, 2004

poonis

The feeling of pooing in peace

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

birds and the bees

Typical parents' attempt to describe sex to their kids

OK, son, it's time to talk about the birds and the bees...

by Evil Tim October 13, 2003

sexful

characteristic of one who can be sexy without even knowing it

Shawn B. ......even though she looks like a cat. Oh well......

by Evil Tim August 5, 2003