evil pop tart's definitions

banquette

This is what some people in New Orleans call a sidewalk.

We can walk to the store on the banquette.

by eViL pOp TaRt May 10, 2010

Arkansas virgin

An Arkansas virgin is a girl that can run faster than her brothers.

Marilou was, like many girls on the track team, an Arkansas virgin.

by eViL pOp TaRt June 26, 2006

PMS card

This is the use of PMS (premenstrual syndrome) as an excuse by some women for ill-tempered behavior, usually with the audience being some guy who could not handle this kind of display..

Sherry habitually played the PMS card to account for her outbursts. She would seemingly be having two periods per month.

by eViL pOp TaRt November 11, 2010

make do-do

To go to sleep. Used in French Louisiana and New Orleans. Pronounced "doh-doh," as opposed to doo-doo, which means feces.

I am tired, so I think I will make do-do.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 1, 2011

righteousness orgasm

This is that warm and cosy feeling of self-congratulatory feeling of righteousness that accompanies ostantateous posturing for a socially approved cause or possessing conventional virtue.

Megan did not feel chilly, like an idiot, or like a slut despite wearing a homemade lettuce-leaf bikini in Raliegh; instead, she sustained several righteousness orgasms in feeling so superior to others less committed to her cause.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 3, 2010

hohsalotal

A hohsalotal is an unkempt person, a slob.

It was an embarassment to be seen with Aynaud because he was such a hohsalotal -- he wore wrinkled clothing and rarely shaved.

by eViL pOp TaRt January 19, 2008

loony tunes

A condition in which a person is psychotic.

Jack is strictly loony tunes since Heidi ran off with the postman.

by eViL pOp TaRt September 6, 2005