evil pop tart's definitions

scrummy

Snarky, know it all who dictates their way in an Humorous way.

Hey man your cousin is scrummy.

by Evil pop tart March 16, 2019

lateral cleavage

Lateral cleavage refers to the display of a woman's breasts from the side; a term more polite than sideboob.

While my prom dress did have a little lateral cleavage, it was still okay since I used dressmakers' tape to keep the nipples from being exposed.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 19, 2013

equine actuary

An equine actuary is a bookmaker: one who gives odds and accepts bets on horse races.

Crazy Chester was a well-reputed equine actuary in New Orleans. He could tell you who was running at any of the racetracks and their likely odds.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 11, 2013

Transylvania effect

The Transylvania effect is the folk belief that more craziness in behavior occurs when the moon is full. This belief is not supported by evidence, yet is widespread.

It's the full moon night; the mental patients will be acting up due to the Transylvania effect

by eViL pOp TaRt October 13, 2012

make do-do

To go to sleep. Used in French Louisiana and New Orleans. Pronounced "doh-doh," as opposed to doo-doo, which means feces.

I am tired, so I think I will make do-do.

by eViL pOp TaRt August 1, 2011

coprophagous smirk

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011

porcine cosmetologist

A porcine cosmetologist is a periphrastic term for someone who puts lipstick on a pig; in other words, a spin doctor. This is someone who attempts to make something more favorable or attractive than it really is.

The typical actor or politician in trouble is in need of a porcine cosmetologist.

by eViL pOp TaRt February 22, 2011