Fonk Thot

It's is when a sexually active female, has and filthy vagina and it's smells like a dead animal.

This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Trucker fucker

A prostitute that hangs out at truck stops fuckin truckers for a dollar.

Jade brockaus is becoming a trucker fucker she just fuckin every trucker in the country.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Disgusting slut

A sexually active female from ages 11 to 19, has sex everyday with 10 different people, and stink from rottin cum in her body. These girls usually have pail skin, and dyed red or black hair.

This girl named jade is a freaking Disgusting slut, she stinks and she is nasty. I can't stand that hoe.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Mississippi snake sock

When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.

Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.

This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.

by Everythingzen February 28, 2015

Poop shooter

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus and then she bends over and squirts it's out.

Zack and Jenny did the poop shooter last night, and Zack said jenny squirted ten feet.

by Everythingzen March 18, 2015

Dick whip

When a man whips a woman in the face with his dick, like it's a pistol.

Ron:I'll dick whip that bitch in the face when she goes to stand down, if she wants to give me head.
Gary: well goddamn.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015