Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.
by Everythingzen February 28, 2015
by Everythingzen March 18, 2015
When a man and his partner have brutal anal anal sex while the one takin it up the ass is peeling an orange. Idk why people do it, but they do. It may be the orange that gets them off.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
When a whores vagina smells like a wolf with the clap, and it will usually make you vomit if u get within 10 feet.
Jade has a wolf stank pussy, the smell made me deathly sick, I had to go to the hospital and the doctor said don't go with in 20 feet.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015