everythingzen's definitions

Mississippi snake sock

When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.

Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.

This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Rake shake

When a person puts a metal rake into an electrical circuit, and the electric pulse makes the person violently shake.

This morning I put my metal rake in to an electrical circuit and the high voltage of electrical pluses ran through my body causing me to rake shake.

My brother did the rake shake last night and he almost died.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Mustard slut

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard

This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.

by Everythingzen March 8, 2015

Arkansas ass rammer

When a man and his partner have brutal anal anal sex while the one takin it up the ass is peeling an orange. Idk why people do it, but they do. It may be the orange that gets them off.

Kalie and Wayne did the Arkansas ass rammer and that it was the best anal themed ever done.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Trucker fucker

A prostitute that hangs out at truck stops fuckin truckers for a dollar.

Jade brockaus is becoming a trucker fucker she just fuckin every trucker in the country.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Poop shooter

When a man ejaculates in a woman's anus and then she bends over and squirts it's out.

Zack and Jenny did the poop shooter last night, and Zack said jenny squirted ten feet.

by Everythingzen March 18, 2015