everythingzen's definitions

Mississippi snake sock

When a man uses a snake skin for a substitute for a condom.

Jeff: man I'd rather a Mississippi snake sock than a condom.

This girl down town would want you to wear A Mississippi snake sock when you have sex with her tonight.

by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Mississippi potato pie

When a man erotically shoves mashed potatoes in a girls vagina and then has sex with her.

Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.

by Everythingzen March 8, 2015

Mustard slut

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard

This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.

by Everythingzen March 8, 2015

Fonk Thot

It's is when a sexually active female, has and filthy vagina and it's smells like a dead animal.

This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Mexican cum guzzler

When a Mexican female swallows a mans cum like she has been starved of food and water for a week.

Chris: hey Sam have you herd of a Mexican cum guzzler?
Sam: no? What is it?
Chris: it's when a Mexican girl swallows a lot of cum like a fucking water drain.
Sam: holy shit dude. So that means Carmen Nunez is a Mexican cum guzzler ?
Chris: correct!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Disgusting slut

A sexually active female from ages 11 to 19, has sex everyday with 10 different people, and stink from rottin cum in her body. These girls usually have pail skin, and dyed red or black hair.

This girl named jade is a freaking Disgusting slut, she stinks and she is nasty. I can't stand that hoe.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Fat twat bitch

When a girl has huge fat vaginal lips and it looks similar to a camel toe.

Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015