Fat twat bitch

When a girl has huge fat vaginal lips and it looks similar to a camel toe.

Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.

Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Wolf stank pussy

When a whores vagina smells like a wolf with the clap, and it will usually make you vomit if u get within 10 feet.

Jade has a wolf stank pussy, the smell made me deathly sick, I had to go to the hospital and the doctor said don't go with in 20 feet.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Fonk Thot

It's is when a sexually active female, has and filthy vagina and it's smells like a dead animal.

This morning I thought I smelled a dead animal, and I threw up all over my bathroom floor, when I looked up, it was jade brochaus with her legs open. I said get out of my house you Fonk Thot .!

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Arkansas ass rammer

When a man and his partner have brutal anal anal sex while the one takin it up the ass is peeling an orange. Idk why people do it, but they do. It may be the orange that gets them off.

Kalie and Wayne did the Arkansas ass rammer and that it was the best anal themed ever done.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Trucker fucker

A prostitute that hangs out at truck stops fuckin truckers for a dollar.

Jade brockaus is becoming a trucker fucker she just fuckin every trucker in the country.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.

Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015