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Mexican cum guzzler

When a Mexican female swallows a mans cum like she has been starved of food and water for a week.
Chris: hey Sam have you herd of a Mexican cum guzzler?
Sam: no? What is it?
Chris: it's when a Mexican girl swallows a lot of cum like a fucking water drain.
Sam: holy shit dude. So that means Carmen Nunez is a Mexican cum guzzler ?
Chris: correct!
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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Arkansas ass rammer

When a man and his partner have brutal anal anal sex while the one takin it up the ass is peeling an orange. Idk why people do it, but they do. It may be the orange that gets them off.
Kalie and Wayne did the Arkansas ass rammer and that it was the best anal themed ever done.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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Florida orange

When a two females put oranges in their vaginas and let one male eat them out.
Brianna and Beth did the Florida orange with Stan last night in the hotel room.
by Everythingzen March 13, 2015
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Mississippi potato pie

When a man erotically shoves mashed potatoes in a girls vagina and then has sex with her.
Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.
by Everythingzen March 8, 2015
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Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
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Spider web pussy

an elderly female that has not had dick in a long time and she gets spider web in her vagina.
Larry: Man this lady opened her legs in front of me and she said to fuck her, and I looked down and seen spider webs and I changed my mind. I changed my mind. I said I can't hit that old spider web pussy.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
mugGet the Spider web pussymug.

Trucker fucker

A prostitute that hangs out at truck stops fuckin truckers for a dollar.
Jade brockaus is becoming a trucker fucker she just fuckin every trucker in the country.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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