Mustard slut

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard
This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.
by Everythingzen March 09, 2015
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Mississippi potato pie

When a man erotically shoves mashed potatoes in a girls vagina and then has sex with her.
Kurt: last weekend me and Kate did the Mississippi potato pie, and I had flys on my dick for a week.
by Everythingzen March 08, 2015
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Fat twat bitch

When a girl has huge fat vaginal lips and it looks similar to a camel toe.
Jade brockaus has a huge fucking camel toe, I can't stand to see it I throw up everytime, that fat twat bitch!!
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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Kansas ass scratcher

When a human takes a sun dryed cob of corn and wipes fecal matter and other things that cause itching from it's anus.
Last night i ran out if toilet paper and had to use a Kansas ass scratcher to remove the shit.
by Everythingzen March 12, 2015
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Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.
My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.
by Everythingzen February 28, 2015
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Kentucky wet face

When a male ejaculates in a females vagina and she sprays the semen out of her vagina on to another females face. You have to have to females and one male do accomplish this act.
Nick and these Chinese twins did the Kentucky wet face and the twins thought that is how you are sopposed to fuck in America.
by Everythingzen March 14, 2015
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Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
by Everythingzen February 28, 2015
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