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Definitions by everythingzen

Mustard slut 

When a sexually active females vagina smells like rotting mustard
This girl named Jordan mutispaugh is a mustard slut, I can smell it from a mile away.

Rick: oh my word the hoe is a mustard slut, I throw up every time I get within 20 feet of her.
Mustard slut by Everythingzen March 8, 2015

Sasquatcher 

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.
My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.
Sasquatcher by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Gator snatch

When a females vagina has sharp jagged vagina lips and dead skin.
The slut bill was with lastnight, had a gator snatch.

Amy's gator snatch was so horrifying that she scared Kyle so bad, that he ran to his house with out looking back.
Gator snatch by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Rake shake

When a person puts a metal rake into an electrical circuit, and the electric pulse makes the person violently shake.
This morning I put my metal rake in to an electrical circuit and the high voltage of electrical pluses ran through my body causing me to rake shake.

My brother did the rake shake last night and he almost died.
Rake shake by Everythingzen February 27, 2015
It's an abreiviation for the phrase all fucked up.
When I burned my face off, the wound was afu!
Afu by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Ass tomato 

When a hemroid in a persons anus swells up and turns red.
The ass tomato on my dads anus is looking rough, I think he should see a doctor.
Ass tomato by Everythingzen February 27, 2015

Turkey neck

When a fat persons neck skin hangs down and looks like a Turkey neck.
My granny's turkey neck looks really nasty.
Turkey neck by Everythingzen February 27, 2015