Purple Passion Rocket

take a guess, whats shaped like a rocketship, has a purple top and is full of passion.

Cindy: "I heard that Evan over there has a huge purple passion rocket."
Evan over hears this.
Evan: "How about you find out for yourself."
(Evan whips out his dick)
All the girls stood motionless in amazement, not only for the giant cock in front of them, but for the bravery of Evan for whipping it out in the middle of math class.

by Evan Met March 14, 2006

pukegasm

when your soo wasted that when you puke you feel soooo much better.

i felt so sick, that when i puked, i had a pukegasm.

by Evan Met May 10, 2006

schwarzwald

Means, in German: Black Forest, which is then transferred into a man, or women's, hairy ass, cuz its a forest of hairs, that are black. yyyeeeaaahhh.

I have a fucking schwarzwald.

by Evan Met May 10, 2006

harold buttle

a guys name, also sounds alot like harry butthole

man did you see that, it looked like....uuuuhhhhhh harry buttle, ya i know harold buttle

by evan met May 02, 2011

MAIDS

The combination of getting Mono and AIDS in one sexual experience(session).

I have MAIDS, I hate the bitch that gave me MAIDS, she should die.

by Evan Met May 02, 2006

kimbo

a beard thats been growing for quite some time

i havnt shaved in 5 weeks, rockin a kimbo

by evan met November 27, 2009

1CNRhK

One Chuck Norris roundhouse kick, roughly equivilant to the Big Bang.

The fastest way of dying is 1CNRhK.

by Evan Met April 15, 2006