stroken

This is the term used when a dick is being rubbed by one or more chicks and they begin to suck on it after it begins to become hard!

Those bitches are a stroken and a sucken!

by Evan May 13, 2005

shleaton

a penis with a long skinny shaft and a palm-tree shape head.

i went to a nude beach and thought i saw a palm tree, but it was a shleaton.

by evan December 27, 2004

Faithful Boy

THe dumbest comeback ever invented by Dajuan Bryson.

"You fat-ass, brown chuck-wearin BEEYITCH!"
"Shut up....you faithful boy!"
"...what?"

by Evan January 19, 2005

Hudson Mack

Media personality who got schooled by Evan Wales during the Media hockey game.

Holy crap did you see that goal , Evan Wales just schooled the fuck outta Hudson Mack!

by Evan April 30, 2004

Millerized

A sensation which feels very similar to getting smoked in the balls with a frying pan covered in hot grease sensation

"Dude there's Jimmy, he just got Millerized, I heard he's totally sterile."

"Man I just got Millerized and my wang died and fell off! What am I gonna do?!?"

by Evan February 23, 2005

pooser

one who is a poser but accuses others of posing. also, they have a lisp.

1. Yo you pooser you aint cool.U cant board either..yo

dan's a pooser.haha

by evan April 01, 2003

alright

the retard's way for saying all rright. this is not proper english. alright is not a word. see all right

it's not the right way, all right?

by evan May 13, 2005