A noted Haddonfield composer who has written many works, such as Ode to Dallas. He is a big fan of the Cowboys, and as such his works have not quite achieved fame yet. His pastimes include watching football, playing the trumpet, and competing on the Academic Challenge team with Cashcow and Ezkett. He is a man of few words, but his saying hold immense wisdom.
Wolfgang: Hey mips-hater do you have the english homework?
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.
Cashcow: How are you Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: That's me.
by Eszett January 31, 2005

the fourth most spoken language on Earth (after body, Chinese, and what's-it-called). Because of its high saturation of words and numerous associations to the number 43, atomic number of technetium, it is considered to be a radioactive language, which decays by alpha-particle emission to Latin.
by eszett May 15, 2003

The first element on the periodic table. Burns with glee when lit, and explodes when lit near oxygen.
by Eszett February 27, 2004

by Eszett March 05, 2004

A quaint little site where people spam the glory out of... posting, I guess. And I'm not sure about that glory either.
But most importantly is that I help run the place.
But most importantly is that I help run the place.
by Eszett May 15, 2004

A metallic element on the periodic table with an atomic number of 74. It has the highest melting point of all metals and is otherwise cool.
When I said I wanted some tungsten, I did not mean molybdenum. Tungsten pwns molybdenum any day of the Muslim calendar.
by eszett March 08, 2003

A special type of salad intended for people learning how to type. It often goes along with some asdf and/or jkl;.
by Eszett March 02, 2004
