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Definitions by esau kessler

uncabulary 

1. All the words of a non-language.
2. A sum of words not understood by most persons or groups.
3. Descriptive words that are a mix or mash of other words, or that do not exist. Often times these words are confusing but can be quite amusing.
4. Much of the words logged in the Urban dictionary.

In connection with but not to be confused with promispronunciation. In connection with but not to be confused with brandulary.

(From a bubbling non-cola refreshment "UN", from Old French from and Medieval Latin "vocabulaire", "vocbulrium")
1."Hanging out with my children is a learning experience as they are often spewing uncabulary"

2. "Learning coffee uncabulary is challenge as one coffee shop calls it 'mondo' and another 'shot in the dark'."
uncabulary by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

promispronunciation 

1. pro-mis-pronunciation: To purposely pronounce badly or incorrectly.
To walk into a coffee shop and order a "Grand" coffee for the pleasure of hearing the overstimulated staff covertly correct you by reapeating "A Grande?" would be defined as promispronunciation. Other good ones include EXpress-o(espresso) Kwee-shay (Quiche), or Horse Overies 'Hors d'oeuvres').

brandulary 

Words made up of advertising products.

Related to but not to be confused with uncabulary.
"My nose is running get me a Kleenex­®, please." would be an example of brandulary.
brandulary by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006

motionfuse 

1. A symbol, logo, or mark that represents action or activities of a said person, organization, or business entity.

2. To use video, animation, webdesign, and graphics to solidify a message, theme, or identity.
Allegiance to my corporate community was made real once our identity had achieved true motionfuse.
motionfuse by Esau Kessler April 26, 2006

netlosopher 

1.Internet Philosopher. 2.Intelectual type who spends copious amounts of time ruminating about the internet and it's workings.
After lurking on her blog her metadata indicates she is a self proclaimed netlosopher.
netlosopher by Esau Kessler January 19, 2006
Four letter acronym for Strokes Imaginary Beard Slowly. Performed by placing your palm on your chin, your fingers and thumb on your face, and pulling downward until your forefinger and thumb touch, and repeat.

This action of ponderance, is often performed while considering email, blog posts, digital information, and urban dictionary submissions.

It is most often used at the end of an email, comment, or Instant message. Much like LOL, TIA, ROTFLMAO.
(In response to request for a date to the office clown via IM)

OfficeHottie: So you say I am a hottie and you want to wine and dine me, eh?
I will get back to you.

SIBS
SIBS by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006

travel butt 

The sore, unclean, be-dingleberried, condition off ones posterior after sitting for a long drive, plane, or train ride.
"Let me get a shower and change of clothes as I am suffering from a case of serious travel butt."
travel butt by Esau Kessler January 13, 2006