ernie's definitions

cornflake blast

A bowel movement that resembles dumping a large portion of cornflake type cereal into the toilet.

After drinking all night and eating Taco Bell, Ernie left an enormous cornflake blast in the toilet.

by Ernie November 25, 2003

orchata

a drink that can kill you, made from a girl,made with water,cat piss,herbs,and williams secret recipe,stinky dog breathe

i drank orchata at williams,it tasted like cat piss

by ernie August 21, 2004

Haina

From the latin "Hainais" meaning Haina. A Cheap as hoe or a guy whom you dislike. Hainas are putas.

Ricky is a Stanford Student. Ricky is a Haina...

by ernie December 2, 2004

muppet

1. An idiot.
2. A person who posts the same message twice.

Nick you Muppet!

by Ernie August 27, 2003

Tweek

A mad individual who can cause pain to himself and not give a damn. the spawn of god and satan.

Will act as below:

Runs around fields on cold night, in only his underwear, smoking and screaming "I rape chickens". sleep talks about foursoms, chickens, wanting sausages, and aaarrghffejwfbisduf!!

by Ernie October 15, 2004

i'll take yo manhood

to rape a man in his ass and take his dignity, usually said by a man to another man

"Bitch, i'll take yo man hood"

by ERnie June 21, 2004

turd burgular

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars

by ernie October 21, 2003