Definitions by erika

bonerkiller 

When you loose a hard-on

Like when your having sex and your mom calls wanting to know your sweater size.

bonerkiller by Erika December 27, 2004

xcore 

word used to confuse the hell out of people who like to type out whole words and say "hey thats awesome"

you: OMG OMG I LIKE AM SO IN LOVE WITH THIS BAND. *insert band name here*XCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111oneone!!!!!111

xcore by erika December 20, 2004

Gayzor Mountains

A mountain where everyone is gay.

You come from the gayzor mountains where everyone is gay.

Gayzor Mountains by Erika December 12, 2004

Glasses 

Pieces of glass inside a frame used to cover one's eyes to correct vision. Can be made with a concave or convex lense. Nowadays can be made fashionable, or can be replaced with contacts.

Erika has to get GLASSES, but they are Ninetendo brand, so she doesn't mind.
Alex is a geek because he wears GLASSES.

Glasses by Erika August 28, 2004

safe sex 

Using a condom or pill during sex so a baby is not conceived, an STD is not transmitted. However, it is kind of an oxymoron:

Donald discovered that safe sex is not really safe after his girlfriend, Katherine, choked on his condom and died.

safe sex by Erika July 24, 2004

that's the way the pickle squirts 

An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.

"Aw man, I just got a D on my math test.." "That's the way the pickle squirts dude."

that's the way the pickle squirts by Erika June 1, 2004

linguini

It is know for being a pasta dish. But now, since I have re-defined it, it is a word for being horny.

"Ooh, I'm feeling LINGUINI!!!"

linguini by Erika May 10, 2004