Definitions by erik

cockwipe 

1. The alocohol towelette you use to wipe the head of your penis before you give your urine sample.

2. A bad male driver.

3. A bad or corrupt sports or political figure.

1. "Don't forget to use your cockwipe before you pee, Jimmy!"

2. "Learn to drive, you Cockwipe!"

3. "Nancy, you can't believe what our cockwipe congressman did with the cockwipe athelete."

cockwipe by Erik August 17, 2004

chanter 

1. The pipe on all of the bagpipes in the world that has the finger holes on it.

2. For the Scottish Highland bagpipes/Irish Warpipes, the chanter (or practice chanter) is used to learn the basics before taking on the full instrument.

1. The chanter on the Highland pipes sounds close to that of the Spanish Gaita.

2. One must never stop playing the practice chanter as long as they play the pipes.

chanter by Erik August 17, 2004

Encore 

To give additional performance.

The audiance demanded a lot of Encore.

Encore by Erik August 12, 2004

knocked the fuck out

One who gets knocked the fuck out. This is commonly happening to a person in Gainesville, FL USA called Joe Mullett.

Joe Mullett really got knocked the fuck out at the party. The guy hit him and he lost 3 teeth and broke his nose!!!11

JOE GOT KNOCKED TEH FUCK OUT!!1

knocked the fuck out by Erik August 7, 2004

cerial killer

someone killing people while the killed one is eating

-grwns, gwsrfewrfds OH NO A CERIAL KILLER AAAAAAAAAHH!!!

cerial killer by erik June 27, 2004

Mark David Chapman 

The guy who killed John Lennon

no example needed

Mark David Chapman by erik June 27, 2004

Defartification 

The process or means by which a gaseous discharge is removed from a porous or absorbant medium(i.e. couch cushion) usually accomplished with the aid of a broom or other form of cleaning agent.

Caution! These seats have just undergone a Defartification process and may still be damp!

Defartification by Erik June 9, 2004