eric 's definitions

Corel

1. A sexy person who owns his own bar known as CDC.

by Eric July 3, 2003

zeriara

a stuck up, self-obsessed asshole, who overcompensates muchly for their obvious insecurity. also see: skank

this zeriara needs to get the fuck over herself

by eric July 1, 2004

for real

Also prounounced "Pho Real?"

You can say anything to anyone, as long as you say it with a smile, and say Pho Real! afterwords and prop them.

Fred: Eric, you're a mung drinker doucebag, I hate you.

Eric: what?

Fred: Pho real! (props eric)

by Eric September 1, 2003

boring

opposite of BOOYAKA

"man, that wasn't BOOYAKA, infact it was boring"

by Eric October 11, 2003

disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

cristal

Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne

The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.

Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.

I got, no time for fake niggaz
Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz

by Eric January 3, 2004

Frolf

Frolf is a term used to describe the cause of a computer and/or car problem. Also used as slang for the word "fuck" when appropriate.

My computer has been frolfed!! I just got frolfed up the ass. Blunt just frolfed oilleak.

by Eric August 27, 2004