shloshed

Drunk.. Having had too much to drink. drunk
Wow, Debby and I were shloshed last night! I think I mooned the cops again.
by Eric November 12, 2003
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for real

Also prounounced "Pho Real?"

You can say anything to anyone, as long as you say it with a smile, and say Pho Real! afterwords and prop them.
Fred: Eric, you're a mung drinker doucebag, I hate you.

Eric: what?

Fred: Pho real! (props eric)
by Eric September 01, 2003
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cristal

Louis Roederer Cristal Champagne

The jewel of the House is Cristal, created in 1876 for Tsar Alexander II. This is champagne at its finest, as inspired today as it has always been, the embodiment of elegance and purity.

Cristal is made according to the strictest criteria, based on a drastic process of selection applying to the vintage, the cru, the village, the grapes and finally the wines. Only Pinot Noir and Chardonnay grapes from the House’s 10 most celebrated crus are used in the production of this legendary cuvée.
I got, no time for fake niggaz
Just sip some Cristal with these real niggaz
by Eric January 03, 2004
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alice cooper

A rock artist who helped shape what music is today. Not a girl you idiots.
by Eric December 29, 2004
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MHBS

"damn, dont you wanna just have mhbs with that girl cause of her ass"
by eric September 05, 2004
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cum bubble

Derogitory insult, lowlife.
by Eric November 13, 2002
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Wacktarded

Of or pertaining to something "wack" (Something not right, "messed up") and "Tarded" which stems from the root tard which means slow, also retarded.
tard wack
-No sir, we will not pump your gas.
-What the f**k you just pumped his, brotha, thats h**la wacktarded.
by eric November 12, 2003
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