eric 's definitions

foolbag

A person who exhibits foolish characteristics or performs foolish actions. A bag contained of fool. See foolish or fool.

What a stupid thing to do. What a foolbag.

by Eric July 3, 2004

toolbox

One who can fix anything. A handyman but better. A real problem solver

This engine is all fucked up. It won't run no matter what I try to do to fix it. We need a real toolbox to figure it out.

by Eric January 27, 2005

fuckhole

just a little worse than an 'asshole'...

"my boss's wife is such a fuckhole, dude"

by Eric April 8, 2003

false thong

When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.

Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''

by Eric May 13, 2005

down like the ground

Something made up by whitey to make himself sound more "street"... even though nobody knows what the hell he's talking about

Person #1: Do you want to go to the park?
Person #2: I'm down like the ground for that.

by Eric December 3, 2004

velvet underground

a rock & roll band of the late sixties, possibly the most influential band of all time.

the velvet underground was the greatest band of all time.

by Eric July 8, 2004

Jack Daniels

Hard liqour made in Tennesee and sold throughout the world. Known for its awesome taste and supreme alcohol content. Also gets girls naked ALOT easier.

I drank a whole bottle of jack daniels and died after fucking that slutty chick.

by Eric January 7, 2005