eric's definitions

Pompinaio

A, Or relating to a cock, or dick sucker

Joe is such a pompinaio

by Eric April 15, 2003

procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 15, 2003

crime

something very bad a country did

Dang Iraq committed a crime. THose shitheads!!!!

by Eric April 19, 2003

dirty litterbox

when a guy or girl wipes his or her entire hand up a shitty sweaty asshole and smells it as they proceed to wipe the shit covered hand on a girls box or pussy

i had the runs so i wiped my ass with my hand and continued to rub the brown mess on her box

by eric April 24, 2003

cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

by Eric May 2, 2003

fagotry

total stupidity usually marked by deceit or double crossing.

After getting fooled for the third time, Stan decided that it wasn't worth dealing with such fagotry.

by Eric May 6, 2003

jermum

another way of saying 'your mom'. just sounds better

"hey wanna go to the movies Paul?"
"jermum" he replies.

by Eric May 7, 2003