knifoonorkulove

1)A combination of a knife a spoon a fork spatula and a stove all in one.

2)The ultimate kitchen appliance for only $29.95

Get the kniforkunlove Jimmybo!
Agh I have been kinforkunuloved!

by Eric January 29, 2004

dogma

one of the funnist movies ever jay and silent bob kick ass

person 1:did u see dogma
person 2: yeah it kicked ass

by eric July 13, 2004

I T B Time

In The Bin Time
a phrase used when someone has said or done something seedy and it is time to put them in the bin or pay out on them

Person:" mmm that 80 year olds a milf"
Person 2: "shutup. its ITB TIme for you now"

by eric April 03, 2005

hyperbole

1) often confused with the mathematical term "hyperbola", usually by silly girls with B blood-types.

Lubely: Good job! Now draw me a hyperbole!
Derek: Silly Lubely, it's "hyperbola"!

by Eric April 18, 2005

procrasturbation

Masturbating to avoid doing work.

No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.

by Eric April 15, 2003

undercut

a hairstyle in which the sides and back are shaved and long hair is grown at the top of the head

Diago: When i put me hurr in a pony tail y'all can see my short hair
Manne: Ya Diago your undercut is tight

by Eric December 11, 2003

oklahoma

A lame state to the north of the great state of Texas filled with jealous assholes whos only argument is there football team is better. Their school (OU) isnt ranked in the top 100 schools while Texas is ranked 15th in the world. So while you have a better football team we are getitng a better education. I lived in Lawton Oklahoma and that place was pretty shitty like the rest of Oklahoma. Oklahoma has no city that even comes close to Austin. Norman is just a crappy small ass hicktown with jack shit to do.

Oklahoma is a pile of crap.
Texas is far greater than Oklahoma.

by Eric December 20, 2004