by Eric February 12, 2005
Once your girlfriend is allowed to tell you what to do, where to go, how to dress, and how to think so replaces your birth mother as your 'new mom'. If She doesn't trick you into marriage she will eventually become your Old Mom.
Person #1: You down to get down?
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
Person #2: No, New Mom wants me to shop Bath and Body works with Her...
by Eric January 02, 2004
When a girl wears a sting bikini, or another type of sexy underwear besides a thong and tries to make it stick out and look like a thong. Typically seen of goody-goody girls who arent allowed to have thongs.
Tina:(lifts up her false thong straps) ''hey look at my thong straps''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
Josh:(gives her a wedgie) ''Hey, thats not a thong, its a string bikini!''
by Eric May 13, 2005
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