12 definitions by enviroman
What someone calls a piece of shit being passed off as the piece. Sometimes used in retrospect to glorify a one-of-a-kind shining moment and/or a person's fuck-up in the attempt. Priceless. A riot.
That's one gem of a car you've got there ... you push and I'll steer." Or "When she took the candy, that was a fucking gem."
by enviroman June 23, 2011
Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.
Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."
Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."
by enviroman September 22, 2011
X-ers teetering off their crastcally placated, whack, tarty lemon dependencies. It may have hyper-active side-effects if injested by a Y-er.
"Bob, would you like some slackocide for those rug burns before I go for the take-down?" Ralph exionnated before(big surprise) Natalie Wooding his hot shit off to the side.
by enviroman July 13, 2011
by enviroman June 23, 2011
Comparison to being like a precocious child who very blatantly does what it takes to get some shakes: literally, putting your hand in his/her pocket and fishing for it. Too young and/or stupid to be embarrassed.
Well, I'll be a dipped twat in a pig's pocket if that ain't the prettiest smile I've seen since my last round 'about this corner.
by enviroman June 27, 2011