enviroman's definitions

lead in his head

Presumed lead poisoning, causing acts of extreme blankness.

"Maybe the lead in his head will gently bend the branch down to the ground before he finds out what it takes to make it to heaven."

by enviroman September 22, 2011

slackocide

X-ers teetering off their crastcally placated, whack, tarty lemon dependencies. It may have hyper-active side-effects if injested by a Y-er.

"Bob, would you like some slackocide for those rug burns before I go for the take-down?" Ralph exionnated before(big surprise) Natalie Wooding his hot shit off to the side.

by enviroman July 14, 2011

on mah settee buddah

Chanted imperative when sitting down is needed. No droning allowed please. And no musical chairs; everyone who needs to must, wherever.

Elderly patrona: "Excuse me you strapping young lad, but would you be so kind ..."

Seated lame-ass: "On mah settee buddah."

by enviroman September 22, 2011

gem

What someone calls a piece of shit being passed off as the piece. Sometimes used in retrospect to glorify a one-of-a-kind shining moment and/or a person's fuck-up in the attempt. Priceless. A riot.

That's one gem of a car you've got there ... you push and I'll steer." Or "When she took the candy, that was a fucking gem."

by enviroman June 23, 2011

oiks

Oikophobic meta-cognizant uttering. Afraid to go back inside or wanting to leave but weather-prone, kind of like getting the heebie jeebies but before its about to happen.

Oiks, those drabbies are curtailing my view," as in curtains making a window treatment need acne. Or "Oiks, I gotta get out of here.

by enviroman June 21, 2011