oiks

Oikophobic meta-cognizant uttering. Afraid to go back inside or wanting to leave but weather-prone, kind of like getting the heebie jeebies but before its about to happen.

Oiks, those drabbies are curtailing my view," as in curtains making a window treatment need acne. Or "Oiks, I gotta get out of here.

by enviroman June 21, 2011

Boil

A boy. A male child prostitute who usually is working in exchange for drugs.

Your boil tried to pimp me.

by enviroman June 23, 2011

crastic plates

Those things we never have to wash after dinner.

Hon, I'm sure there are plenty of bears in the park who'd love to spend the weekend with those crastic plates.

by enviroman June 29, 2011

squelch

That sound Raquel Welch makes when she suddenly gets excited.

Did you hear it when she squelched just when the water begin showering her shoulder?

by enviroman June 21, 2011

lead in his head

Presumed lead poisoning, causing acts of extreme blankness.

"Maybe the lead in his head will gently bend the branch down to the ground before he finds out what it takes to make it to heaven."

by enviroman September 22, 2011