Definitions by emu lgator

emulgator 

owner of an emu farm

My grandpa lives in australia.
He owns 42 emus, so he's an emulgator.

emulgator by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

quack off 

masturbate
achieving "it" by hand

I suppose it is hard to get to sleep at seven, so do you always have to quack one off.

quack off by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

J. Edgar Hoover

a man who performes fellatio

from Hoover
not from the person

You sucked the dick of my unce you damn J. Edgar Hoover.

J. Edgar Hoover by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

bayonet 

penis
especially a large one

He will conquer new lands with his bayonet

bayonet by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004

five knuckle chuckle 

act of masturbation

Tonight I'm gonna have a five knuckle chuckle.

five knuckle chuckle by Emu Lgator January 11, 2004