Definitions by ellsworthtoohey
imobo-bobolodozer
It's a hybrid of immobilized and bulldozer...sortae? But seriously..it maekes aelot of sense if you really dont think aebout it. It is used to compound bilaeteral aesphyxiationael circumstaences in a uniform maenner, while aellowing the morbid decomposing flesh to drip into the caeuldron of delight.
imobo-bobolodozer by ellsworthtoohey July 30, 2011
pear gneen
It's similar to a dog, however a pear gneen is far less prestigious. There are several ways to discover if your dog may indeed be a pear gneen; one being the dogs reaction to a dog matress landing on it. If the dog spins around without stopping, you may have a pear gneen, if the dog immediatly runs forward and out from under the matress, it may be a dog. The second being the dogs response to someone doing the can can dance in front of it. If the dog goes nuts barking..it may be a pear gneen, if not it is probably a dog.
pear gneen by ellsworthtoohey July 30, 2011
urine cakes
A delicious food product made by urinating into the top of the wedding cone. One then leaves the urine filled cone in the sun for several weeks, where time and pressure cause the urine to solidify, and the various components of the urine to separate. The chef then scrapes off the undesirable portions of the urine cake, and using a deli slicer, slices the urine cake into uniform 1/4" slices, as done with liverwurst and the like, Finally the urine cake is enjoyed by schlepping it onto some pumpernickel bread, with some lettuce and horseradish mustard. A true delicacy.
You:"Hey junk mail, I got you some delicious urine cakes from the market."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."
Me:"Thats terrific, however i think i will stick with just the pumpernickel bread for today."
You:"No offence, but you're from the isle of corradine."
Me:"Heh..Harley Davidson."
urine cakes by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011
wedding cone
An obviously conical millitary grade traffic apparatus, that i sloppily spray painted white and deemed it fit for the title of wedding cone,clearly informing it that with great power comes great responsibility, and with great responsibility comes the ever present threat of chains dragging across the floor of your new psychreatic chamber while you are trying to fall asleep.
Hey you antwon, im about to get married, and I need to borrow your wedding cone.
I would, but im making urine cakes.
I would, but im making urine cakes.
wedding cone by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011
afterspice
afterspice by ellsworthtoohey May 15, 2011