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An old Italian legal maneuver, wherein a defendant licks the prosecutor, to establish remorse and to try and procure a lower sentence.
When Corvo was framed for the murder of the empress, he should have just invoked testifini, and things would have been easier for him.
by ellsworthtoohey December 11, 2017
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by ellsworthtoohey August 7, 2011
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Riding the table saw is the greatest achievement of the era, and is in practice throughout the galaxy.
by ellsworthtoohey January 20, 2018
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Invented by Canadian neurosurgeon Dr. Kenneth G. McKenzie in the 1940s, the leucotome has a narrow shaft which is inserted into the brain through a hole in the skull, and then a plunger on the back of the leucotome is depressed to extend a wire loop or metal strip into the brain. The leucotome is then rotated, cutting a core of brain tissue. This type was used by the Nobel prize-winning Portuguese neurologist Egas Moniz.
Invented by Canadian neurosurgeon Dr. Kenneth G. McKenzie in the 1940s, the leucotome has a narrow shaft which is inserted into the brain through a hole in the skull, and then a plunger on the back of the leucotome is depressed to extend a wire loop or metal strip into the brain. The leucotome is then rotated, cutting a core of brain tissue. This type was used by the Nobel prize-winning Portuguese neurologist Egas Moniz.
by ellsworthtoohey August 1, 2012
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Hey you antwon, im about to get married, and I need to borrow your wedding cone.
I would, but im making urine cakes.
I would, but im making urine cakes.
by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011
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