elizabeth's definitions

cool beans

Hee hee hee. :D...:(. "Cool Beans" is an expression meaning something is cool, awesome, or tight (not tight like very small, but cool). It's also what my really really mean science teacher in 6th used to say when everything was ready to roll (another expression meaning everything was done and you could get started). Everyone in the class was just bewildered/wanted to laugh when she said it.

1.) Whoa! Cool Beans!!! I love that idea!!

2.)"Cool Beans!" the science teacher said, "we can now get started. Turn your book to page 124."

*As the students are turning to pg. 124, some mutter among themselves....*

Student A: "Cool Beans? COOL BEANS?!?!? What the heck is that?!!?! It's sooo stupid!!!"
Student B: "Yeah, really! That IS stupid! I can't wait 'til we get outta this class..."

*Both students look at clock... So much time...time...time...*

Student A: "Pfft. Nether can I!"

*Teacher starts lesson.... and the students wait.... and wait.... and wait...*

by Elizabeth September 4, 2004

Meatpuppet

1. One who displays an extreme need of education

2. A term of general endearment, usually denoted by context and audience

Dearest Meatpuppet, I'm sorry if you don't understand the concept of proper grammar, however every time you send me an email containing incomplete sentences and/or and obscene amount of periods, I will flog you. This is called operant conditioning.

by Elizabeth December 29, 2004

dead guy

a guy that is dead! duh! lol

have ever seen a real dead guy? i have and he was all waxy looking after the morge was done with him

by elizabeth April 10, 2004

gype

tacky crap, plastic junk, gee-gaw

"I went to the flea market where everyone was selling their gype."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

Mee Moo

Greeting used by lovers.

Lover #1: "Mee Moo!!!!!"
Lover #2: "Mee Moo!!!!!"

by Elizabeth November 28, 2003

oh what now

1.) Something to say after you insult someone.
2.) Something you say after you've been insulted by that jackass in your other classes, etc. and then you just said something really mean and nasty to them.

1.) Dude 1: You're a #@$$@$^%@$%@$!#% $^$@@!!! Oh what now!?
Dude 2: ....

2.)Dude 1: *says nasty comment*
Dude 2: *says even NASTIER comment* Oh what now, bitch?!?!?!? HUH?!?!?

by Elizabeth March 3, 2005

track

the eighth wonder of the world...whoever came up with track, you are amazing.

To JJSupah whoever you are: screw you, you'd probably pass out after one of our practices

by Elizabeth April 14, 2005