elizabeth's definitions

forestay

A part of a sailboat used to secure the mast. Its thickness and positioning is perfect to practice giving hand jobs; a great hands on learning experience.

Late one night we caught Hunter teaching Elizabeth how to give a hand job with the forestay

by elizabeth February 1, 2004

bag lunch

Usually for the kids (in school), if they don't buy a lunch at the school for almost $2.00, and it's not crap, then it's a bagged lunch. It can be in one of those brown paper bags... or in a lunch box: a hard one (I'm not talking "horny" you sick bastards), or a soft one.

"I had my Mom pack me a bag lunch," said Jimmy, "I didn't wanna put up with the crap they serve in the cafeteria again..."

by Elizabeth September 6, 2004

Mee Moo

Greeting used by lovers.

Lover #1: "Mee Moo!!!!!"
Lover #2: "Mee Moo!!!!!"

by Elizabeth November 28, 2003

dead guy

a guy that is dead! duh! lol

have ever seen a real dead guy? i have and he was all waxy looking after the morge was done with him

by elizabeth April 10, 2004

gype

tacky crap, plastic junk, gee-gaw

"I went to the flea market where everyone was selling their gype."

by Elizabeth January 2, 2004

Meatpuppet

1. One who displays an extreme need of education

2. A term of general endearment, usually denoted by context and audience

Dearest Meatpuppet, I'm sorry if you don't understand the concept of proper grammar, however every time you send me an email containing incomplete sentences and/or and obscene amount of periods, I will flog you. This is called operant conditioning.

by Elizabeth December 29, 2004

Bo

Whore, slut, Uses people for rides and sex, tryflin ho

God, I want to smack Bo so much for doing what she did.

by Elizabeth March 12, 2005