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1.It's like cocaine (If cocaine was a completely harmless mineral, with no side effects whatsoever)

2.A town full rednecks, pseudo gangsters, and mexicans(the former could be considered the latter or vice-versa), and pot-heads.
Drugy1: Well hello fellow drug addict. It's sure is a beautiful in GYPSUM.

Drugy2: Indeed it is. Well speaking of GYPSUM. I have acquired a large amount of it and am currently selling it for $20. a bag.

Drugy1: You are an idiot and I want to pop a cap into you.

Drugy2: Ha,HA. You likely don't own a gun, due to the impoverished nature of your family and the struggle to make ends meat. Therefore I conclude you could not afford a gun.

Drugy1: Oh, Drugy2.
* laughing in chorus *
gypsum by Poetryininsult August 3, 2008

gypsum gyppo 

a gyppo who now lives in a house
Man 1: he lives in a house? thought he was a gyppo?

Man 2: nah, he sold his caravan and got a house, now he's a gypsum gyppo
gypsum gyppo by TomD4Eva November 2, 2009
a style of martial art primarily used to buy anything at cheaper cost using haggling, bargaining, or trading.Jew Gypsy Bargaining Haggle Trade Cheap frugal
I used my Jew-Gypsu training to get this car at cost.
Jew-Gypsu by RedStatus March 10, 2015

Gypsumbrella 

Combining of Gypsy, and Umbrella.

Random item that you find on the street to hide from the rain, like nylon bag, carton box, piece of wood, or something.
"man, i think it's gonna rain soon. we're better get some kind of Gypsumbrella before we'll get all wet."
Gypsumbrella by Yoni zabari February 10, 2007
When your birthday falls too close to Christmas and you get hosed by people combining presents!
Hey man my Birthday is coming up on December 20th!
Happy Gypsmas Nigga!
Gypsmas by Da Big Weezy December 2, 2016

gypsymisha 

a big nose gypsy who thinks only about money
p.s: maybe has jewish descendance
hates albanians
heyyyyyyyy guyzzzzzzzzzzz its me gypsymisha---------> shows misha's presence
gypsymisha by mishaaa May 6, 2007

Jew Gypsue 

The ancient Hebrew art of negotiation with a particular emphasis on haggling, cheating and litigating.
Arron used his Jew Gypsue skills to get a great price on our vacation to Israel.
Jew Gypsue by Johnny Donut January 27, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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