Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.
Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.
by Electronicoffee December 08, 2010
Get the salmon rollmug. The term Gendersex is a reclaiming of the broken two-word schizsm redacting a failure of activism and stitching together two words which used to be synonymous but have been misused for the last 45+ years. Gendersex refers specifically to the biological makeup that is gender and sex. Most people are confused on the terms gender and sex in the current era. Gender has always been the scientific term for sex. Sex has always been the layman's term for gender. They were and have been synonymous for most of history. In the 1970s a feminist professor redefined the words separating them, claiming gender was behavior and 'sex roles' while sex was the mere, basic biology / physicality. This does a great disservice as with the advent of genetics and the full mapping of the genome we understand that biological sex plays a HUGE role in much of a person's life and behavior. But of course some of you will say 'what about what gender was before the new term applied' - simple. We had terms for that previously. Gender roles. Tomboy. Sissy. Etc. - The new redefinition of 'gender' was silly and redundant as terms existed for individuals who were male but acted feminine or neutral and females who acted masculine or neutral. Use Gendersex as a term and show the world you understand they are synonymous and just because we've done the WRONG THING for almost 50 years doesn't mean we have to continue to do so.
Martin went to sexual education classes in Junior High which taught him that gendersex was binary and a person is born either male or female.
by Electronicoffee January 11, 2019
Get the Gendersexmug. by Electronicoffee March 17, 2007
Get the gaymermug. The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.
I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.
by Electronicoffee November 04, 2007
Get the Smoke 'n Strokemug. Hyperfantasy refers to a form of setting beyond 'high fantasy' entering the realm that fuses genres like comic books, manga, scifi, fantasy, horror, steampunk, and video games into one. It takes 'high fantasy' to the realm your local DM usually is afraid to go because it's beyond the levels (of power, of classes, of monsters) that most DMs really want to deep dive into. Meta fiction, nexus worlds, and crossovers tend to have this blend of epic adventure and potential.
If Lord of the Rings is Fantasy and Harry Potter is High Fantasy, then Final Fantasy XIV is Hyperfantasy
by Electronicoffee June 05, 2019
Get the Hyperfantasymug. (blog . sona) n; -noun.
the persona or digital personality that a blogger shows their audience / readers. This is not generally a falsehood or a lie, but more of a focus on a certain part of the blogger's personality. Some bloggers can be dishonest and have a total difference of personality, but that is different than accenting or framing a certain type of personality trait of the blogger through their writing. One's blogsona is the sides of the blogger's personality that they would like their readers / viewers to see, recognize, and connect with or be entertained by. Good examples are often of movie and restaurant critics, gossip / celebrity / style bloggers, or how-to or instructional bloggers.
the persona or digital personality that a blogger shows their audience / readers. This is not generally a falsehood or a lie, but more of a focus on a certain part of the blogger's personality. Some bloggers can be dishonest and have a total difference of personality, but that is different than accenting or framing a certain type of personality trait of the blogger through their writing. One's blogsona is the sides of the blogger's personality that they would like their readers / viewers to see, recognize, and connect with or be entertained by. Good examples are often of movie and restaurant critics, gossip / celebrity / style bloggers, or how-to or instructional bloggers.
Yeah, electronicoffee is totally bitchy sometimes in his reviews, but trust me- that's just his blogsona.
MrEd86 is way less spazzy in real life than his blogsona would make you think.
MrEd86 is way less spazzy in real life than his blogsona would make you think.
by Electronicoffee April 29, 2010
Get the Blogsonamug. To Annoy, Provoke, or Piss someone Off. Most dumbfucks seem to think this originates from a family guy movie, but the TRUTH is that it's been used for decades, and in popular media actually orginates from a movie called PLANES, TRAINS, and AUTOMOBILES, a classic comedy. Quote: "Del: Don't let me stand in your way, please don't let me stand in your way. The last thing I want to be remembered as is an annoying blabbermouth... You know, nothing grinds my gears worse than some chowderhead that doesn't know when to keep his big trap shut... If you catch me running off with my mouth, just give me a poke on the chubbs... "
by Electronicoffee August 31, 2011
Get the Grinds My Gearsmug.