electronicoffee's definitions

holicious

One for whom can be said, "The Ho is strong in this one." Holicious people are generally female, generally very attractive, but have the qualities of a ho but also the deliciousness of a magnetic quality to their personalities. We all know that ho's come in all shapes and sizes, but what sets someone who is Holicious and just a Ho apart is the levels of attraction they inspire. A Ho can walk into a room and get some attention, but a Holicious Ho can walk into a room and get every man, even the gay ones cheering. Contrary to popular belief, you do not need to be a Ho, in order to be Holicious; as long as you look or carry yourself like a Ho, you may also be Holicious. Circa 1997 @ Las Vegas, NV

And whut was happened was, these two dem freak-ass ho's was all up on his chest and spilling drinks when Shanelle just walked up to the table and served that beer, Holicious as she was. All three of them just stared in wonder at the might of her Holiciousness.

by Electronicoffee April 6, 2010

Blogsona

(blog . sona) n; -noun.
the persona or digital personality that a blogger shows their audience / readers. This is not generally a falsehood or a lie, but more of a focus on a certain part of the blogger's personality. Some bloggers can be dishonest and have a total difference of personality, but that is different than accenting or framing a certain type of personality trait of the blogger through their writing. One's blogsona is the sides of the blogger's personality that they would like their readers / viewers to see, recognize, and connect with or be entertained by. Good examples are often of movie and restaurant critics, gossip / celebrity / style bloggers, or how-to or instructional bloggers.

Yeah, electronicoffee is totally bitchy sometimes in his reviews, but trust me- that's just his blogsona.

MrEd86 is way less spazzy in real life than his blogsona would make you think.

by Electronicoffee April 29, 2010

salmon roll

Taking your fist to the closed mouth person with braces, then forcing them to give you deep head. The blood smears across your penis's upper ridge from the braces wounding the insides of their lips. The ruby smear across your turgid shaft, if thick enough, should evoke the image of a salmon roll.

Dude, I just totally jerked off thinking of giving Ugly Betty a salmon roll since I know she loves sushi.

by Electronicoffee December 8, 2010

snickerdick

When fucking someone in the ass who is not clean or prepared and removing your cock to have it covered in smears or chunks of defecation.

Jeremy must have had too much Thai food last night, because when we fucked later on he gave me a major snickerdick.

by Electronicoffee May 28, 2011

gaymer

a homosexual who enjoys video games, sometimes casually or sometimes hardcore.

Man, I totally pwned you on that last deathmatch- your icon is cute, are you a gaymer too?

by Electronicoffee March 17, 2007

Smoke 'n Stroke

The action of smoking a cigar, cigarette, joint or pipe with tobacco or marijuana while masturbating. Usually this is done in the company of another male, or on a webcam or video to be shared with other males who enjoy watching smoking + jacking off / masturbation.

I just downloaded this hot Smoke 'n Stroke video, this guy was lighting up a camel wide (cigarette) while jerking off.

by Electronicoffee November 4, 2007

Hyperfantasy

Hyperfantasy refers to a form of setting beyond 'high fantasy' entering the realm that fuses genres like comic books, manga, scifi, fantasy, horror, steampunk, and video games into one. It takes 'high fantasy' to the realm your local DM usually is afraid to go because it's beyond the levels (of power, of classes, of monsters) that most DMs really want to deep dive into. Meta fiction, nexus worlds, and crossovers tend to have this blend of epic adventure and potential.

If Lord of the Rings is Fantasy and Harry Potter is High Fantasy, then Final Fantasy XIV is Hyperfantasy

by Electronicoffee June 5, 2019