ELaine's definitions

ugmo

Abbreviation for ugly motherfucker used to describe a person or object.

I'm not sleeping with him; he's ugmo.

by Elaine October 17, 2001

certified twenty

used to describe a person of the opposite sex (or same sex if ur into that) that is a twenty on a ten scale.

Yo, check out the certified twenty in the corner ova there.

by Elaine April 16, 2005

SUHG

Straight up homo thugg

Yo Betsy, you sure are a SUHG.

by ELaine June 17, 2006

Evil Dead

ok. so maybe i've only seen Army of Darkness, but the evil dead must be good too!

I bought the Evil Dead.

by Elaine October 2, 2003

map o' Tassie

1. Cartographical representation of the state of Tasmania in Australia.
2. Colloquially, referring to the pubic region especially a woman's. Derived from the fact that Tasmania is basically triangular.

1. and 2. Show us ya map o' Tassie!

by Elaine October 22, 2001

Flandiferous

Pertaining to or being of a happy thing.

Captain Jack Sparrow is flandiferous!

The day George W. Bush is out of office will be a flandiferous one.

by Elaine October 2, 2003

Dutch football

A "game" related to Dutch oven in which the people trapped under the doona trade pungent rectal emissions.
Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"

Wanna game of Dutch football?

by Elaine October 17, 2001