el jefe's definitions

open a can of whup ass

1. To establish physical dominance over another by beating them into submission and/or unconsciousness.

2. In sports: To go into another team's home stadium, beat their asses, and send their pretty boy quarterback home cryin' to his mama.

Damn! Philly just opened a can of whup ass on Green Bay on Monday Night Football!

by El Jefe November 10, 2003

enchilada

package or group of items. also related items to a topic.
Going the full distance or completing

She went down on me and gave me the whole enchilada.

by el jefe October 17, 2003

dsm

A small, fast, easily modified car built my Mitsubishi in a partnership with Dodge. See crankwalk

"I would have beat that M3, but crankwalk owned me!"

by el jefe June 11, 2004

woogasm

n. (woo! + orgasm)
good oral orgasm, especially as a
blow job ending in an orgasm in her mouth, and she swallows

I got a woogasm at the drive-in Saturday night.
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by el jefe December 19, 2004

Thefterize

The act of illegally acquiring what is not yours.

Awwww man, we don't have any cables left in that drawer because somebody is always thefterizing them.

by El Jefe November 7, 2003

Orbital

When a rimjob is performed on another person while the giver is holding the reciever upside odwn by the ankles.

"Thats why I only date tiny women-WAAAY easier to perform the orbital and not cramp up."

by el jefe December 9, 2003

sour

similar to "Sweet"
hot, tasty, good, excellent, fine

She was so sweet she was sour!

by el jefe October 1, 2003