an acting great who was huge in the 80s with hits like Diner and Barfly, crapped out in the 1990s after quitting acting for boxing, did Sin City reprising his movie villian speciality, and acted his heart out in the 2008 movie, "The Wrestler". He played a heartbreaking character named Randy "The Ram" Robinson, whose story resembles his own, gave the performance of a lifetime and was recognized for it.
Example 1: Mickey Rourke deserved the Oscar for best actor, he raped in that movie!
Example 2:
dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!
Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)
Example 2:
dude who doesn't like mickey rourke: Mickey Rourke blows!
Mickey Rourke- (kicks dudes ass)
by el hombre 123 June 25, 2009
Get the Mickey Rourke mug.aka the sun cult. A great way to make friends and have fun with your friends playing games online but eventually devolves into a giant nerdy circle jerk.
Little Bobby (Before Xbox Live)- Fresh air is great. I love my family. I love my dog and life.
Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.
Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
Litte Bobby (2 Weeks into Xbox Live)- I still love my family. This acne is getting bad. I kind of don't like life. Girls don't go for me.
Little Bobby (1 Month in)- ZOMG! I'm a level 3332423434 prestige on COD 4 and yesterday I jizzed in a master chief helmet with all my buds from Xbox Live. I love nico bellic and worship him as my messiah. I haven't heard a girls voice in years. Life fucks and sucks. What the fuck is grass? Oh yeah, I hate my family and fresh air. Also I had to kill my dog for food because the hot pockets ran out. I shit in a pan because I can't miss a moment of this Left 4 Dead round. "splooges all over collector's copy of Saints Row 2"
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Get the xbox live mug.The act of getting some pussy or head. Getting your penis wet with spit or pussy juice. Getting some ass, getting girls, etc.
A much more fun way of saying, I'm tryna to get laid, or tryna mac tonight.
A much more fun way of saying, I'm tryna to get laid, or tryna mac tonight.
kid watching friend make out with girl: YO SON GET YO D WET!!
kid 1: let's hit the club tonight
kid 2: wordddd, time to get my d wet, I'm lookin fresh as hell tonight
kid 1: let's hit the club tonight
kid 2: wordddd, time to get my d wet, I'm lookin fresh as hell tonight
by el hombre 123 October 09, 2010
Get the get yo d wet mug.jizz, jizzum, cum, splooge, man chowder, baby gravy, cream, cream of man...
ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.
To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
ex- Imagine a condom is a pie and imagine that filling is gooey man fluid.
To be painfully obvious- jizz is what fills a condom, therefore its condom filling, kiddies!
Ex- Wow dude Sammi's BJ was so fucking good that I could help painting her face with my condom filling.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Get the condom filling mug.when you encounter the work of a certain band, athelete, celebrity, fauxlebrity, or anybody of the sort that you take to and scour the internet for more work or information from this gripping personality. Checking their twitter, looking on their non-micro blogs, checking out photos, wikipedia page, myspace, and youtube videos. Also known as stalking by internet.
Dude 1 (After watching transformers)- Before I fapped off to her, I totally practiced internet worship on Megan Fox. I went all over youtube and google images and read her wikipedia page and all that shit before I passed out wanking to her FHM shoot.
Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.
Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
Dude 2- Yo sounds cool. Promise me you want stalk her and/or murder and rape anybody as a product of the stalking.
Dude 1- All best are off bro, I'm high on internet worship.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Get the internet worship mug.Ex 1- An area in Southern California where the computer industry is booming and where most computers are either made, though of, etc...
Ex 2- A girl with extremely fake tits. Examples are that ho' Wendy Williams, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson before the "reduction", etc. The girl's surgery is so obvious that her skin wrinkles around the implants and they don't move when she's pogoing or jumping at all.
Ex 2- A girl with extremely fake tits. Examples are that ho' Wendy Williams, Tara Reid, Pamela Anderson before the "reduction", etc. The girl's surgery is so obvious that her skin wrinkles around the implants and they don't move when she's pogoing or jumping at all.
Ex. 1- Lets go to Silicon Valley to get a job in the high tech field!
Ex. 2-
Dude 1- Yo check out that piece of ass, shes got such a tight ass and a fucking huge rack.
Dude 2- Yeah if her rack was real. Don't go near her dude. She's a typical sillicon valley man. I bet she could power the whole fucking country's computer network. Plus they probably feel like boulders.
(while Tommy Lee sucks on the girl's nerps as onlookers watch in horror)
Ex. 2-
Dude 1- Yo check out that piece of ass, shes got such a tight ass and a fucking huge rack.
Dude 2- Yeah if her rack was real. Don't go near her dude. She's a typical sillicon valley man. I bet she could power the whole fucking country's computer network. Plus they probably feel like boulders.
(while Tommy Lee sucks on the girl's nerps as onlookers watch in horror)
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
Get the silicon valley mug.like every other kind of rot like crotchrot but with your head. Its when your up at 3 AM playing addicting games or reading celebrity twitters or watching terribly unintentionally hilarious pron. Basically, mindrot is doing something crushingly stupid while your mind slowly melts and all of your intelligence bleeds out of your ears.
Me- Yo, I was just so high, I decided to go on youtube and watch parkour accidents! Its was awesome but it was total fuckin mindrot.
My Friend- Dude you need a chick.
Me- Yeah real bad, fapping gets old.
My Friend- Dude you need a chick.
Me- Yeah real bad, fapping gets old.
by el hombre 123 June 27, 2009
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