Definitions by eda-skip

Fleshlight-off 

Fleshlight-off means to masturbate and have a cumgasm using your Fleshlight.

This morning I decided to Fleshlight-off to take care of my morning wood!

Fleshlight-off by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Master-Blaster 

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.

A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!

Master-Blaster by eda-skip October 6, 2021

knock up

To knock up a guy means to fuck him in his asshole and have a cumgasm.

Matt always wants to knock up my asshole trying to make me pregnant because he says it would be fun to have a little skippy-boy running around, but I told him it doesn't work that way!

knock up by eda-skip October 6, 2021

bluie 

A bluie is a 100mg Viagra pill.

We had a jack-off contest and all us were doing bluies so we'd have a boner all night!

bluie by eda-skip October 6, 2021

Bradley shower-gasm

A Bradley shower-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he's taking care of his morning wood while taking a shower.

Every morning there are a lot of other cadets in the cadet showers taking care of their boners by trying to have a Bradley shower-gasm!

Bradley shower-gasm by eda-skip October 5, 2021

Evaporated Cum 

Evaporated Cum is the combined cum of several guys that has been collected and put in a flat dish to evaporate and condense to a rich, thick, ivory-colored liquid for all the dudes to enjoy. May be used in various semen recipes.

Last night we all jacked off in a dish so we could make Evaporated Cum!

Evaporated Cum by eda-skip October 5, 2021

beach boner

A beach boner is the hard-on a guy gets on a [beach.

When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!

beach boner by eda-skip October 5, 2021