tanks

A guy's tanks are his testicles, his nuts.

I woke up with morning wood, so I jerked off and drained my tanks!

by eda-skip January 03, 2022

shower wank

A shower wank is a masturbation session that a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood by jacking off in the shower.

This morning, I started my day with a good shower wank!

by eda-skip May 02, 2022

nocturnal emmission

A nocurnal emmission is a wet dream.

I jack off so much, I hardly ever have a nocturnal emmission anymore!

by eda-skip July 24, 2022

quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.

I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!

by eda-skip November 24, 2021

jerk-mate

A jerk-mate is a jack-off buddy.

I've got a lot of Cadet jerk-mates here at the Academy!

by eda-skip January 09, 2022

pink starfish

A pink starfish is a young guy's puckered asshole.

I like to lick Matt's pink starfish while I jack him off!

by eda-skip May 13, 2023

Angel of Justice

The Angel of Justice is the angel who brings justice to the worst criminal assholes in the world.

Trump is about to be fucked in the ass by the Angel of Justice!

by eda-skip October 09, 2021