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Master-Blaster

A Master-Blaster is a guy who can shoot ELEVEN cumshots up another dudes asshole when he fucks him.
A few of the cadets in my pod are Master-Blasters!
by eda-skip October 6, 2021
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Magic Carpet Ride

A Magic Carpet Ride is a sexual event that occurs between several guys. Everyone takes some windowpane, and then they spit-roast the carpet-rider while another guy sucks his dick. Others can watch and/or take cell-phone videos to share with their friends.
Some other cadets in the dorm gave me a Magic Carpet Ride Saturday night - - all night long!
by eda-skip September 21, 2022
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quarantine masturbation routine

One quarantine masturbation routine is to smoke dope, lube your tube, jerk-off, squirt seven times, relax and repeat.
I'm home alone, so I think I'l do one of my quarantine masturbation routines!
by eda-skip November 23, 2021
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wank party

A wank party is a gathering of young guys who want to jack off on other guys' faces and in their mouths and give them gay bukakke.
On Wednesdays, we have a wank party and my friends always want ME to be the bukakke-boy!
by eda-skip January 6, 2023
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perineum

perineum is the anatomical name for the area between a guy's scrotum and his anus.
The smell of Matt's perineum gives me an instant boner!
by eda-skip December 21, 2021
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Up and down like a yo-yo

Up and down like a yo-yo is how a guy is supposed to ride the peg of another dude.
Matt tells me to go "Up and down like a yo-yo" when he wants me to ride the peg!
by eda-skip January 7, 2022
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shower wank

A shower wank is a masturbation session that a guy has when he takes care of his morning wood by jacking off in the shower.
This morning, I started my day with a good shower wank!
by eda-skip May 2, 2022
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