"Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time" is what Matt likes me to do sometimes.
Suck your dick while I fuck your asshole and try to cum at the same time
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
I was twelve when my older cousin taught me how to jack off -- I couldn't cum, but it felt awesome -- and when I squirted my first load, it was unbelievably awesome!
by eda-skip June 13, 2022
mascumpone is the white, sticky, cheese-like goo that a guy expels from his dick when he whacks off and blows his load.
by eda-skip May 16, 2023
mascumpone
by eda-skip May 21, 2023
An under-stall blowjob is the dick-sucking a guy can get if he he shows his boner to the dude in an adjacent stall in a men's room.
When Matt and I visit the Colorado Springs malls and play Game of Thrones, I always get several under-stall blowjobs!
by eda-skip October 05, 2021
A Righty-tightie is a right-handed guy with a tight asshole.
by eda-skip October 21, 2021
teamwork is a circle-jerk.
by eda-skip January 14, 2023