cum-robber

A cum-robber is a guy who sucks all the nut-juice out of a sleeping dude's dick so that when he jacks off in the morning all he has is dry-gasms.
Fuck! I must have been visited by a cum-robber last night because when I was taking care of my morning wood - my tanks were empty!
by eda-skip October 04, 2021
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selfie

A selfie is a blowjob that a guy gives himself.
Sometimes I do a selfie and suck my own dick to take care of my morning wood!
by eda-skip January 04, 2023
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cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.
A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!
by eda-skip October 07, 2021
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Wow! But do ya believe it!

"Wow! But do you believe it!" is what I said to Matt when he was sucking my dick and I shot eleven squirts of my cum down his throat!
Wow! But do ya believe it!
by eda-skip September 10, 2022
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CumUnion

The CumUnion is an international group of sex clubs for gay and bi men to have sex. They can jack off together, suck dick or be sucked, fuck or be fucked, or whatever they want sexually.
They have a CumUnion in Colorado Springs and a bunch of us cadets are planning to go there this weekend!
by eda-skip October 15, 2021
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Cocksucker's Reward

A Cocksucker's Reward is a mouthful of hot cum.
I suck dick because I like the Cocksucker's Reward!
by eda-skip March 17, 2022
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cum-booger

A cum-booger is the gelatinous mass of cum that lodges in a guy's nose when the dude he was sucking off blows a load that is so big that he can't swallow it all and it comes out his nose and dries in his nasal passages.
I sucked off this guy in the library restroom, and he blew such a massive load that I had cum-boogers in my nose all day!
by eda-skip October 12, 2021
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