ed's definitions

Captain's club

Origin: LBI, NEW JERSEY
Definition: The act of getting head, dome, BJ, ETC. while in a boat. The boat does not have to be moving but it is more prestigous if it is.

Ed joined the Captain's CLub last summer.

by ED May 13, 2005

shmeckle

teeny tiny tiny penis, dick

Phillip has a shmeckle

by ed January 27, 2005

road head

the act of getting domed while DRIVING

CAUTION: !not for beginners!

I was getting road head and crashed into a telephone pole.

by ED May 13, 2005

Texas Virgin

From reports that Texan school girls in an effort to preserve their vaginal virginity are instead indulging in anal sex; so many off shoots of definition that its effective indescribable.

these pants are as tight as a texas virgin.

by Ed February 19, 2004

fully automatic

(adj.) The characteristic of a firearm being able to fire all rounds in its magazine with a single pull of the trigger.

Note: This characteristic is NOT indicated by the terms assault weapon or semi auto.

Fully automatic firearm types include machine guns, sub-machine guns, assault rifles, and others. Some of these may also have a semi auto mode that can be selected.

"My UZI is a fully automatic firearm, and as such was already illegal before the 1994 Assault Weapons Ban, which banned semi auto rifles."

by ed July 25, 2004

drone

drone is a sub type of doom music its usualy long records with one note being played again and again very slowly about 1 bpm which builds into a wall of sound

a good drone band is sunn ((0))

by ed January 23, 2005

the dog ate the cheese

It originated on the playground, it comes from the art of being random. It is quite easy to use, just say it when everybody goes quiet

err
The dog ate the cheese
you what?
The dog ate the cheese

by Ed March 3, 2005