eastondle's definitions

metrosensual

When someone, mainly a guy, is in tune with current affairs, style trends, fashion and his feelings but isn't quite considered a full fledged metro-sexual.

Even though Ryan Seacrest may not admit he's metrosexual, he's full on metrosensual.

by eastondle June 27, 2010

F.Y.M.G.

Abbrev. for "F**k your mouth good" when describing something you just ate or have eaten.

I just had this juicy steak at the new steakhouse - it was beyond amazing, it was F.Y.M.G.!

by eastondle November 22, 2011

ski slopes

an adjective used to describe a woman or a girl's breasts. The breasts are shaped in a elongated curve resembling that of a ski slope. Very uncommon and very undesirable to many.

That girl at the bar last night had a nasty set of ski slopes - I mean seriously, they should be registered for the winter olympics.

by eastondle September 23, 2009

pantsuit

A person who is being uptight and stiff. Not knowing how to relax oneself.

Stop being a pantsuit, you're stressing me out!

by Eastondle May 17, 2012

J-tits

Adj: Shape of a woman's breast resembling that of the letter J. Long, sloping and curves outward away from the body.

That girl had a set of J-tits that were borderline tribal. I mean I could hang a coat on those things.

by eastondle February 26, 2012

DOBLO

An abbreviation for "Down Blouse." Usually referring to looking down a female's blouse to catch a glimpse of their boobs/bra.

I was walking by and a girl happened to bend over in front of me and I caught some doblo action. Awesome!

by eastondle December 15, 2011

Manslap

Manslap - when a grown man whines, bitches and moans to a point where you as a man would need to open-hand slap another man. A necessary gesture and action to quickly check a man and put him in his place, undeserving of a typical punch.

I went out with Brad the other night and he was just being annoying...Whining and complaining about nothing so I had to manslap him and check him real quick. He deserved it.

by Eastondle September 2, 2010