Hey officer, where can I find some oxy-cotin's?
Do you have a prescription?
Fuck no I don't.
Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
Do you have a prescription?
Fuck no I don't.
Hmmm. There's an urban farm up in stapelton, room 311. But you have to be careful, them porch crickets is trouble.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
Get the Urban Farm mug.1. adj; something in bad taste or is otherwise unappealing.
2. verb; to murder someone.
3. verb; to masturbate.
2. verb; to murder someone.
3. verb; to masturbate.
1. Yo Freddy, turn off the country music. That shit is whack.
2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.
3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?
2. Freddy, turn off that fuckin' country music before I go and whack ya.
3. Freddy, I said turn off the country music, I didn't say pull your johnson out and start whackin' it. The fuck?
by Eapert McDangles June 30, 2006
Get the whack mug.Yo Freddy, wouldn't you park your car in my sister's ass?
Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
Yeah... But she's a CUNT though; she Can't Understand Normal Thinking.
by eapert McDangles August 25, 2006
Get the CUNT mug.When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.
Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."
by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006
Get the Sand Paper Pussy mug.1. Short for a twenty dollar bill.
2. The opening of the female genitalia.
3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.
2. The opening of the female genitalia.
3. A designated area for frequent intercourse.
by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006
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