eapert McDangles's definitions

CILF

Car I'd Like to Fuck.

Jason: Yo Freddy, nice Benz kid, what a CILF.

Freddy: Yo Jason, keep your cock out of my gas tank. And don't tough my leather seats with those gay as finger blades, you crazy faggot.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

Noodle Time

A derogation for flamboyent individuals of Asian decent, typically those who are strikingly culturally inept; derived from the instant ramen brand "noodle time."

Hey Freddy, what went down in class today?

Hmmm. I can't remember because I was stained... Oh, that Noodle Time brought in some of them chinese cookies. That noodle time, he's a good guy, even if he is an oddball. And I wanna fuck his sister too.

by Eapert McDangles June 12, 2006

stained

Stoned on an assorted variety of pyscho-active substances.

Hey freddy, what went down in class today?

I dunno, you an me was gettin stained earlier, remember?

Oh yeah... That was you?

by Eapert McDangles June 18, 2006

clean face

One who launders money for criminals, usually owners of small private buisnesses with large cashflow.

"What can I do? I can't put that amount of cash in the bank, it raises a red flag..."

"Hmmm. I'll introduce you to clean face, he runs a little shipping outlet. You can give him your cash and for a small percentage he'll give you paychecks."

by Eapert McDangles June 13, 2006

Ass Shank

A man's "Johnson;" derived from the expression, "I'd definitly stab it in your sister's ass."

*Ass in this context can mean both a vagina or anal cavity.

Yo Freddy, I hit your moms off with the ass shank last night. She loved it.

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006