Load Cone

A party prank usually played in the South Eastern part of the US, but enjoyed world-wide. The prankster vigorously masterbated into a snow cone, mixing his Man Ranch into the ice and flavoring. Thus creating a LOAD CONE for his friend (or girlfriend) to enjoy without his (or her) knowledge.
Ronald beat off into Marcie's ice treat and gave her a nice warm LOAD CONE of his love for her to enjoy. Minutes later she proclaimed it was the best thing she's eaten in years...
by e-rips September 29, 2003
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Clit Pickle

The term used to describe a very sour tasting, unpleasurable experience had by a person entering the genital area of an 'unwashed' woman. Usually after days or weeks of neglect the clitoris begins to become sour and tart tasting to the human tounge. Any attemt to place this object in one's mouth usually end up in a state of YUKKK!
After 2 hours of sweet talking, Rodney needed to orally satisfy Marcie before getting his carrot wet. So, without prior viewing, he went straight downtown, only to find out she had a ghastly clit pickle waiting for him. By then it was too late
by e-rips September 26, 2003
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Battered Cavern

Adj.
A term used to describe a massively mangled colon. Deriving from the condition of the overused hole during male or femal anal intercourse. Sometimes getting so "battered" that said hole is left gaping and hanging.
Mary was saving herself for marriage, so the only way she could divulge in her lusty desires was to indulge in the anal intercourse. She was commonly bent over so much that she is almost a permanent hunch back.
In time, her ass turned into such a BATTERED CAVERN that we could hear echos when she farted.
by e-rips December 15, 2003
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Spunk Knuckle

Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:

The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.

A bathroom stall during the senior prom.

The toilet while at a raging party.

In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.

At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.

Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
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Pork Rind

The condition of a female's vaginal cavity after hours and hours of dry sex. The natural "juices" are depleted after a long session and the friction creates an unpleasant, burning feeling for the female. Knowing that the female is in utter pain, the male keeps going and going until ejaculation anyway.
Ronald took two viagras and fucked Minnie Cooper all night long. Half way through she got dry, but 'ole Ronnie, being the Stud he is, rode that PORK RIND to the end.
by e-rips December 17, 2003
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Pus Thrust

The act of viciously sodomizing a female that has profuse acne in and about the buttocks area. The massive thrusting motion ruptures the white tops of the zits, cause all the accumulated pus to spill out onto the butt cheeks and into the colon. Often used as a 'natural' lubricant to aid in the anal penetration.
The aftermath usually leaves a large and unsightly mess on both participants.
After Betty, the zit queen, had come out of the back room at Bill's party she was hesitant to sit down. We could all tell that Jimmy had give her quite a PUS THRUST earlier because he had a bunch of caked white goo on the front of his pants. What a sick fuck!
by e-rips December 30, 2003
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Queer Oven

A homosexual man who gets analy destroyed by various partners, one vicious pounding session after another. After time the queer's Battered Cavern gets very round and open, but very tempting and aromatic to other queers. Thus, making him a regular colon-ary delight to the likes of the rectal loving community.
;the pillow biting version of a female slut
Garth was looking for a littel anal getaway to store his gay groin in. Garth warmed his cold member up in Dylan's Queer Oven and they both enjoyed the spoils of thier feces lined caverns
by e-rips November 04, 2004
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