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The Shot Knights are a group of dedicated individuals bent on the spread of fun, friends and drinking. With its sole existance comprised of defending the honor of drinking and spreading the word of alcohol, Shot Knights will conquer all evil by the mere act of taking a shot.
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Forged in the bars and living rooms of Houston, the Shot Knights shall march on in the name of drinking and just having a damn good time. Official members of the USBDT, the Shot Knights are here to represent their drinking bretheren in body and in spirit. Raise one and toast the Shot Knights...
Visit them: www.shotknights.com
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Forged in the bars and living rooms of Houston, the Shot Knights shall march on in the name of drinking and just having a damn good time. Official members of the USBDT, the Shot Knights are here to represent their drinking bretheren in body and in spirit. Raise one and toast the Shot Knights...
Visit them: www.shotknights.com
The Shot Knights are here to drink and drink they shall. Watch out for those bottles of liquor, for they will be empty very soon...
by e-rips August 14, 2006
Get the Shot Knights mug.The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.
His dad never let him use the car again...
His dad never let him use the car again...
by e-rips January 25, 2007
Get the Poo Lagoon mug.The accumulation of a large group of males into a small area or enclosed room/house/party. The absence of females makes this situation very homoerotic and can convert some borderline homocurious males into the act of "fagging out".
The only known cure is the introduction of a set of breasts and a vagina. Most often preferred together as a set, but can be introduced seperately...
The only known cure is the introduction of a set of breasts and a vagina. Most often preferred together as a set, but can be introduced seperately...
Dirk and the rest of the football team went over to Stu's house for a keg party. It was supposed to be "man night", so no cheerleaders were invited.
When I got there the Cock Broth was so thick I bumped my thigh against at least 4 jock straps on the way to the bathroom. These guys need to add some vaginas to this party... quick!
When I got there the Cock Broth was so thick I bumped my thigh against at least 4 jock straps on the way to the bathroom. These guys need to add some vaginas to this party... quick!
by e-rips April 13, 2007
Get the Cock Broth mug.Someone who vigorously masterbated frequently. Also, has no scruples for the time or place that the masterbatory overtones eminate from.
Places to cath these deviants:
The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.
A bathroom stall during the senior prom.
The toilet while at a raging party.
In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.
Your mom's house during dinner.
Places to cath these deviants:
The porta-potty at a Britney Spears concert.
A bathroom stall during the senior prom.
The toilet while at a raging party.
In the parking lot waiting for a friend to buy a soda at the mini-mart.
At a sleepover at a friend's house while everyone is asleep.
Your mom's house during dinner.
Jimmy is such a SPUNK KNUCKLE. He was caught jerking himself by my aunt in the bathroom stall at the funeral for her dead cousin. What a Battered Cavern!
by e-rips October 14, 2003
Get the Spunk Knuckle mug.The act of performing fellacio on a female during a severe Yeast infection.
The resulting term originated from the look of the facial area when the
person comes up for air.
The white yeast particles tend to stick to the nose and lips,
thus giving the impression the person has been eating "Powdered Doughnuts"
The resulting term originated from the look of the facial area when the
person comes up for air.
The white yeast particles tend to stick to the nose and lips,
thus giving the impression the person has been eating "Powdered Doughnuts"
Jim was so hungry for Sally's pink stink hole that he went down despite her raging yeast infection.
He finished so fast he forgot to wipe his face off and we all thought
he had been eating POWDERED DOUGHNUTS, until he told us what he did.
Then we all threw up...
He finished so fast he forgot to wipe his face off and we all thought
he had been eating POWDERED DOUGHNUTS, until he told us what he did.
Then we all threw up...
by e-rips December 8, 2003
Get the Powdered Doughnut mug.The result of someone who was freshly sodomized defacating in a bowl. Thus the fecal matter contains a mixture of feces and semen: A Spunk Loaf
Jimmy wanted to reward his homosexual lover with a nice treat after hours of steamy ass love. So, he laid a large SPUNK LOAF on the dinner table for him.
by e-rips September 23, 2003
Get the Spunk Loaf mug.An accidental wiping of the eyebrow during a bowl movement.
Usually occurs when someone has to expell a Massive Shit and a lot of sweating occurs. During the wipe, a finger mildly brazes the turd being wiped. Then, the person wipes his/her eyebrow to clear the sweat of a job well done, leaving a smear of fecal matter on the eyebrow or forehead. Thus, a BROWN BROW...
Usually occurs when someone has to expell a Massive Shit and a lot of sweating occurs. During the wipe, a finger mildly brazes the turd being wiped. Then, the person wipes his/her eyebrow to clear the sweat of a job well done, leaving a smear of fecal matter on the eyebrow or forehead. Thus, a BROWN BROW...
Jimmy had to unload a big one earlier. He must have not looked in the mirror because he didn't notice the brown brow he came out of the shitter with
by e-rips September 23, 2003
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