dylan's definitions

Cavailer

a car that is made in Toyota

by Dylan September 4, 2003

MUni

Mountain Unicycle, or mountain unicycling. A unicycle outfitted for offroad and extreme riding. or, The Act of riding a unicycle off-road.

I got a new MUni. I went for for a MUni ride. I went MUniing.

by Dylan December 25, 2002

gutbox

noun: an acoustic guitar

He plays the gutbox like he's ringing a bell.

by Dylan August 31, 2003

con~o

venezuelan
a mix beetween fuck shit and pussy

SPANISH
con~o de madre.
ENGLISH
Con~o ur mom.

by Dylan March 31, 2005

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

fecophiliac

Stefan and his supar-buddies

Once Alex finishes taking his Ex-Lax, Stefan and Ron are excited about the waterfall of fecal matter that will stream into their mouths.

by dylan August 29, 2003