dylan's definitions

mooker

Definition: a confused chimpanze

Backround: coming from 13th century italian word moukeir meaning confused ape

That fag is such a mooker.

That mooker stole my shotgun.

That mooker got shit everywhere

by Dylan July 23, 2004

Renob

New age way of saying my friend needs to obtain some go-nads and hang out with his freinds.

Bros before ho's

by Dylan November 19, 2003

Neglected Mario Characters

NC for short. Website run by Jay Resop which glorifies Nintendo characters other than Mario. Famous for it's witty "comix" which constantly make 80s-90s pop culture references.

Neglected Mario Characters is a very cool website.

by Dylan January 2, 2004

fuffy

A sandy vagina

That ho is one fuffy-ass skank!

by dylan April 23, 2003

sputapult

n. Basically, a catapult on acid. Derives from catapult, sputum, and a good deal of psychedelicity.

"I'm tellin' you, with a better spring we can sputapult eggs at the neighbors."

by Dylan September 14, 2003

flapper

The genetalia of washed up movie starlettes from the 40's that had attended one too many speak-easy's during their careers.

Picky? Are you kidding me? One more drink in me and I'd settle on a flapper!

by Dylan March 7, 2005

Five Buroughs

Another name for New York City, five buroughs refers to the five parts of NYC; Manhattan, Bronx, Queens, Brooklyn and Staten Island

The Beastie Boys cut a record named: To the Five Buroughs in respect and tribute to NYC!!

by Dylan September 20, 2005