dylan's definitions

con~o

venezuelan
a mix beetween fuck shit and pussy

SPANISH
con~o de madre.
ENGLISH
Con~o ur mom.

by Dylan March 31, 2005

somerset college

a shithole located in the middle of nowhere on the gold coast, australia
headmaster being a piece of fat crap, this school is used to collect white trash of the world

by dylan August 11, 2003

hardcore dancing

skanking for people on the verge of retarded

"those stupid hardcore kids with tight clothing wouldn't stop hardcore dancing"

by dylan May 13, 2005

inverted boxcar

a sexual position where a toy train is placed in a condom and then inserted into one's anus. Then, the anus is rammed for several minutes until the boxcar is sure to never come out.

Honey, I'm getting tired of the boring missionary postion, let's try something new like the inverted boxcar

by Dylan January 14, 2004

Pains

(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.

Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Off Chops

Australian slang for someone under the influence of chemical substances.

"look at Mitch he's off chops!"

by Dylan June 12, 2004

eventity

noun
1. A small event

plural - eventities

Due to the chain of eventities that happened last Friday, I have come to the conclusion that partying is not for me.

by dylan May 13, 2005