dylan's definitions

meep

a fairly amazing band from the kansas city area.

man, i just heard meep at www.meepsite.com and they were fairly amazing!

by dylan January 14, 2004

telstra

Bad company, rip off telephone network. Shitty internet.

"The most secure computers in the world are ones NOT connected to the internet. That is why I recommend Telstra BigPond ADSL."

by Dylan June 26, 2004

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

Pains

(The)Pains is a term that describes a person experiencing explosive diarrhea. Usually very painfull and quite often. Occurs mostly after eating spicy food.

Butch ate a spicy habanero taco and then ran to the restroom screaming as he was about to hit the john and have the Pains!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

kaitlann

the uglyest slut face hoe in the world...."I HATE KAITLANN"

kaitlann this is "REEFA" i wrote this cuz u and ur ugly hoe ass friend are slutz............

by dylan October 10, 2004

Cavailer

a car that is made in Toyota

by Dylan September 4, 2003

straight jockin'

When a person; male or female is all up on the tip(in their business) of another. Most commonly refers to when a guy appears to be all about another guy.

Fred was straight jockin' Mike when he rolled up with his new car!

by Dylan January 10, 2005