78 definitions by dylan

Shadowood

a ghetto neighborhood in Reston, VA. mostly blacks and hispanics but has some whites

Shadowood is ghetto

by dylan June 22, 2004

merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by dylan October 24, 2003

soulsnatcher

an Undead Priest on the Lightning's Blade server who is a yak ass

Soulsnatcher, you are a yakass

by dylan April 21, 2005

gutbox

noun: an acoustic guitar

He plays the gutbox like he's ringing a bell.

by dylan August 31, 2003

orangutang bagel bang

When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.

See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'

Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.

by dylan April 13, 2005

skid

Typically someone with notably poor hygiene habits, wearing shirts advertising for bands such as Slipknot, with a distinct odor, who smokes a good deal of marijuana, especially marijuana borrowed from others.

Hey do you smell something? Wow look at the guy with the <i>Disturbed</i> shirt and the long dirty hair over there bumming a joint...

by dylan July 8, 2004

gummy

A cross between a dummy and a geek. this is what happens when you crossbread!!!

A: mrs. dummy and mr. geek had a child, his name is gummy.

by dylan June 13, 2004