dylan's definitions

cock a lock

When a man's penis is not functioning!
AKA: Impotent

Dude, do you have cock a lock, if so EWWWWWWW!

by Dylan January 3, 2004

Warner Bros.

Any kind of oppression forced on a musical artist and the people who enforce it. Originates from Prince's contractual battles with Warner Bros Records.

"Damn Warner Bros locked us out of Glam Slam again."

by Dylan June 5, 2004

purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

by Dylan January 10, 2005

telstra

Bad company, rip off telephone network. Shitty internet.

"The most secure computers in the world are ones NOT connected to the internet. That is why I recommend Telstra BigPond ADSL."

by Dylan June 26, 2004

meep

a fairly amazing band from the kansas city area.

man, i just heard meep at www.meepsite.com and they were fairly amazing!

by dylan January 14, 2004

skeet

when ya man cum inside ya bitch yo!

crunk btiches do dis shit

by dylan April 28, 2004

Miskimbidiwa

A word with a very broad definition i.e. if someone asks a question that you don't know the answer to or couldn't be bothered answering reply with miskimbidiwa. Or in another case as a reply to a greeting.

How's it goin'? Miskimbidiwa.

by Dylan October 13, 2003