dylan's definitions

assgasket

The disposable toilet-seat tissue which prevents your ass from touching the toilet seat upon defecation.

"damn, that shit is rancid! I need an assgasket!"

by Dylan March 13, 2004

coco

(n). - A damn hott girl with sidebangs!

"Look at that CoCo!"

by Dylan May 9, 2004

homophone

telecommunications device used for contacting only members of the same sex, usually for, but not limited to gross anal sex.

I called Jimmy using my homophone, in only minutes we were enjoying sexual acts that we would later spread across the internet to unsuspection young boys.

by Dylan February 22, 2005

fecophiliac

Stefan and his supar-buddies

Once Alex finishes taking his Ex-Lax, Stefan and Ron are excited about the waterfall of fecal matter that will stream into their mouths.

by dylan August 29, 2003

Alien Ant Farm

SoCal alternative metal band responsible for the Michael Jackson cover "Smooth Criminal". Members are Dryden Mitchell (Vocals), Terry Corso (Guitar), Tye Zamora (Bass), and Mike Cosgrove (Drums).

If you want a good band, try listening to Alien Ant Farm.

by Dylan January 2, 2004

gutbox

noun: an acoustic guitar

He plays the gutbox like he's ringing a bell.

by Dylan August 31, 2003

dirty harry

what clint eastwood's wife gets after they are done having sex...

Clint: do you feel lucky punk?
His wife: yes, just dirty harry me

by Dylan September 27, 2004