dylan's definitions

merps

sperm

Dylan has a lot of merps!

by Dylan October 23, 2003

kaitlann

the uglyest slut face hoe in the world...."I HATE KAITLANN"

kaitlann this is "REEFA" i wrote this cuz u and ur ugly hoe ass friend are slutz............

by dylan October 10, 2004

gutbox

noun: an acoustic guitar

He plays the gutbox like he's ringing a bell.

by Dylan August 31, 2003

vilrony

Vinyl records purchased out of irony.

"Ever seen the 'Play it Again' LP, by the Alan Gardiner Accordion Band? Boy, that's a great piece of vilrony."

"That's so vilronic."

by Dylan May 29, 2004

Alien Ant Farm

SoCal alternative metal band responsible for the Michael Jackson cover "Smooth Criminal". Members are Dryden Mitchell (Vocals), Terry Corso (Guitar), Tye Zamora (Bass), and Mike Cosgrove (Drums).

If you want a good band, try listening to Alien Ant Farm.

by Dylan January 2, 2004

dirty harry

what clint eastwood's wife gets after they are done having sex...

Clint: do you feel lucky punk?
His wife: yes, just dirty harry me

by Dylan September 27, 2004

sped call

n. A part groaning, part yelling, part gasping shriekish grunt; etymologically dates back to the middle 1990s in Omaha, NE, with no known meaning; erupted soon thereafter; extremely hard to learn without a natural aptitude, but able to be mastered by anyone with patience and tolerant neighbors. Variations include 'Raptor Man', 'Circle Man', and 'Full-Fledged'.

"Hey dude, make that noise."
"What, the sped call?"
"Yeah, that shit, man, it's hilarious."
"Well, I'll try..."

by Dylan September 14, 2003