Oringinated in pornos,
1: After butt sex when the cume oozes out it is called cream soda
2: After masterbating when u dont clean off your hands and keep beating it anyways the come will turn white and is called cream soda.
1: After butt sex when the cume oozes out it is called cream soda
2: After masterbating when u dont clean off your hands and keep beating it anyways the come will turn white and is called cream soda.
a: "Dude she drank the cream soda when we were done, so dont kiss her"
b: "And then he came out of the bathroom and wiped cream soda on my face"
b: "And then he came out of the bathroom and wiped cream soda on my face"
by Dwayne July 01, 2006
Road snot is the oil and rubber that rises to the surface on the roads of Los Angeles when the first rain of the year comes. It gets ground into the ground, then when that first rain does come, the roads are slippery as hell! You don't find road snot in Seattle since it rains there all the time.
Well, it's November 1 and the first rain of the year hit the raods of Los Angels. Fresh road snot rose to the surface and caused 100 accidents today.
by Dwayne October 02, 2004
by Dwayne October 02, 2004
I just took a dump, it was big and brown/
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
I tried to flush it down the toilet, but it wouldn't go down/
So I tapped it with a pluger, now it's swirling round/
I can't wait till the toilet makes that flushing sound
by dwayne May 11, 2004
The mania or obsession of smelling gasoline, and other people's farts. Many people are in denial, but they do this to see if every fart smells the same.
See Gastropheliac
See Gastropheliac
"Deep down inside, people like to smell other people's farts! Plplplplpl!!!! I just farted **sniff sniff ** Yeah! you did!!!"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"
---Eddie Murphy ----"Eddie Murphy - Delirious 1984"
by dwayne May 12, 2004
A psychological condition resulting from dating to many single mothers with bad ass children. The effects of Bitcheswithchildrenitis are anger, sexual aggrivation, and the sensation of choking the living shit out of the women's annoying cock-blocking child.
Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,
Related words: Childroz, Bitches With Children, bastard breeders, Hoes with Childroes, cock-blockers, money depleaters, child-support grabbers, baby-momma, baby-daddy, bitch don't call me no moe,
As a result of being forced to take Cathy's cock-blocking kids out on a date with them. Brad was out $150 dollars, didn't get any coochie, and developed a bad case of Bitcheswithchildrenitis
by Dwayne January 15, 2004
Ski Masks.....$7
Drill.........$65
Crowbar.......$11
Napalm........$3
Fuses.........$1
Getting away with Arson and Burlary(more than once)....Priceless
Drill.........$65
Crowbar.......$11
Napalm........$3
Fuses.........$1
Getting away with Arson and Burlary(more than once)....Priceless
'Rememer that time we almost blew ourselves off the roof when we tried to burn Platt High School down...or how about when we broke in?'
'Which time?'
'Which time?'
by Dwayne February 05, 2004