dwayne's definitions

platt high school

Ski Masks.....$7
Drill.........$65
Crowbar.......$11
Napalm........$3
Fuses.........$1



Getting away with Arson and Burlary(more than once)....Priceless

'Rememer that time we almost blew ourselves off the roof when we tried to burn Platt High School down...or how about when we broke in?'

'Which time?'

by Dwayne February 5, 2004

bitches with children

A single man's nightmare.
A Booty Call listee.
A Hitter and Quitter's dream.
A potential"Daddy Of the Month Club Member"

A potential victim of a breakup around Christmas time to avoid buying her and her kids presents, and makeup for some New Year's Eve bangin.

Also see: Bitcheswithchildrenitis, childroes, childroz

Bitches With Children, Bitches With Children
If you got some cash their gonna make a killin'
Bitch...Don't even both-er.
I'm not that little bastards fath-er.

by Dwayne May 4, 2004

butt marks

The identation of a person's ass. Most common in chairs and sofas, when a person has been sitting in the same spot for a long period of time.

See ass groove

Charles sat around and watched college football on a lazy Saturday afternoon. When got up to used the bathroom, he left a large butt mark where he was sitting.

by dwayne May 12, 2004

Killer King

1. King/Drew "hospital", that lost it's accredidation today. A really really really bad hospital, located in Compton/Watts/LosAngeles where the government sends people to die that doon't have health insurance. You go in with a broken pinky and leave dead.

1. Officer, this gang member that shot at you and you injured him in return fire, where should we send him? "Send that motherfucker to Killer King, they wll finish the job there".

by Dwayne February 2, 2005

bitches with children ratio

The equation used to evaluate the amount of women who have kids in opposition to those of child bearing age that do not. In many areas of the country, especially urban areas, this ratio is very high due to poverty, economic status, and ignorance of contraception. This is good in determining what city or community is good for a man (or women) not to raise a broken family.

Detroit, Michigan has the highest Bitches With Children Ratio in the nation. 7 out of every 10 women in the city between the ages of 18-29 have at least 1 kid. 80% of them out of wedlock.

See "Baby Momma Capitol"

by Dwayne May 6, 2004

engine butter

An extremely heavy grade of motor oil, typically 50W-20. This oil is used in an automobile when it's on it's last legs and should be replaced. Engine butter does help for a while, but sooner or later the oil burnoff gets so bad hat you are spending as much money one oil as you are on gasoline!!!

I need a reign job on my car, it's smoking like a sonofabitch, i'm gonna pure some engine butter in there, maybe I can get another 3000 miles outof it if I'm lucky.

by Dwayne September 17, 2004

wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe.

A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.

A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies.

Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.

by dwayne May 11, 2004