dutch's definitions

HDSQ

A horrific excuse for a band. Comprised of a bunch of fagmos, and a cool drummer. Please feel free to hack their website, www.hdsq.tk

I saw HDSQ perform last night, they sucked so hard I vomited. Then I cleaned up the vomit with a vacuum, put it on reverse, and sprayed the vomit all over them.

by Dutch May 3, 2003

Ignoramus

Latin:
An asshole/idiot/fucktard/stupid ass, etc.

Ignoramus, stop touching that little boy!

by Dutch May 4, 2003

jupiter

(Historically accurate): Name of a negro slave from the Civil-War time period of American History.

Racist Slaveowner: Jupiter get your ass over here before I whoop ya'!
Other Racist: Why'd y'all name your negro Jupiter?
Racist Slaveowner: It's powerful sound and reference to Roman god of all gods, also revered as Jove, instills some pride in me when I call his name.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

card shark

A person who is very good at playin cards; like poker, blackjack, etc. Many times they hustle you.

Yo, that mofucker over there is one bad card shark, dude.

by Dutch July 10, 2003

dood

The superior way to spell "dude."

J: Yo dood did you do the math homework?
Steve: Hell no.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

SAT

A waste of time test that instills fear and panic in many worthless teenagers. Those who give a shit not about this quizzical test are the ones to look out for, they should be boned frequently.

Fuck the SATs I just wanna grow up and be a travel bum anyway.

by Dutch May 2, 2003

wangstick

A penis; similar to 50 cent's "magic stick".
P.S. - fuck you urban dictionary I've written 10 excellent entries and none are showing up on your gay site.

I saw this porno last week and a guy pulled his wangstick outta this chick and gave her a pink sock!

by Dutch May 3, 2003