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Pulled Pork

Kendrick Lamar hates pulled pork, probably because he's an Israelite

"And we hate pulled pork, wanna kill us dead in the streets fo' sho" - Kendrick Lamar on Alright

by dumfooz but the real one May 28, 2023

isitchristmas.com

a website where it says no if its any day other than December 25th.

"Yoooo it's gonna be Christmas in 2 minutes!"
"Go to isitchristmas.com and watch it say yes"

by dumfooz but the real one December 26, 2023

Jacques Bermon Webster II

The real name of popular rapper and musical artist, Travis Scott, best known for his albums like Rodeo, ASTROWORLD, and most recently UTOPIA. This name is considered by many to be goofy as shit

John: "Yo did you know that Travis' real name is Jacques Bermon Webster II?"
Jack: "Yes bro what a goofy ass british monarchy type ass name."

by dumfooz but the real one November 4, 2023

BBTBNWJDFOTSYK

Beautiful Big Titty Butt Naked Women Just Dont Fall Out The Sky, You Know?

Kanye West on Back to Me featuring Freddie Gibbs: "BBTBNWJDFOTSYK"

by dumfooz but the real one February 3, 2024

this is a mug

mug

guy1: this is a mug
guy2: yes
guy1: mug

by dumfooz but the real one November 5, 2023

Downfall of Diddy

New show from TMZ about the downfall of diddy after he got accused (its not even accusation anymore but legally you have to say accused) of very very bad things

im tryna cook some food why they recommending me diddy, presents to you the downfall of diddy. bro im over here tryna cook some meat and they showin me the meat master

by dumfooz but the real one June 6, 2024