duke's definitions

uhholy low-five

When walking in a line or near others, your arm accidentally dangles into the junk of another person.

Whoops! I didn't mean to give you the unholy low-five here in this DMV line. My bad.

by Duke January 22, 2003

quarters

i like money
money is good
to bad it starts wars
dont put money in your mouth
u will get STDs

dirty money

by duke May 30, 2003

Dutch War

When you give a girl the dutch oven, then in retaliation gives you the dutch oven back, creating a farting war underneath the covers.

In dutch wars, there are no winners, just really messy sheets.

by Duke January 22, 2003

vaginalfury

when a girl releashes the juices all over you

that stupid bitch laid some vaginal fury on me

by DuKe April 10, 2003

Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

by Duke February 25, 2003

buntline

The hair going from your belly button to your crotch.

Avril Lavigne's got a hairy buntline.

by Duke January 29, 2003

neverending game

When you click on the wrong link on a website and you get a pop up ad. Then, when you try to close it, more pop up and create a neverending task of closing pop up ads.

I accidentally clicked on an ad and got stuck playing the neverending game 'till my computer crashed.

by Duke January 22, 2003