Cheeto Dick

When you masturbate and eat cheetos and end up with an orange dick.

Chester Cheetah got a scorching case of Cheeto dick during lunch.

by Duke January 22, 2003

MTV

A channel devoted to reality programming and catering to its youth infested demographic.

I don't want my MTV. I'd rather have AIDS.

by Duke July 10, 2003

Gravel Driveway

The snatch hair of a girl that shaves frequently. It gets so thick, moving along it feels like rolling around in a gravel driveway

Sharon's gravel driveway tore through the front of her Mickey Mouse thong.

by Duke January 22, 2003

manginsertion

Giving yourself the mangina, then fingering yourself.

Manginsertion is the way to feel like a girl without the smegma.

by Duke February 02, 2003

jihav

Derogatory term for a Jehovah's Witness

Hey fuck off Jihav!

by Duke July 10, 2003

real world

Something that only exists in your mind.

Also: MTV show responsible for turning assholes into celebrities and starting the whole godawful reality TV craze

The real world sucks

by Duke July 10, 2003

hiroshita

Creating a fart so nasty, it clears an entire room and lingers for a long time.

The pilot dropping the hiroshita exclaimed, "what have I done."

by Duke February 15, 2003